Pick up lines.

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You: Is your daddy a butcher?
Girl: No why?
You: 'Cause it looks like someone took 2 fine hams and stuck 'em down the back of your pants.

;)
 
Originally posted by whitez
i heard that one before
It's from the movie "The Ladies Man".;)
Josh told me this one:

That shirt is very becoming of you. But then again, if I were on you like that, I'd be coming too.


:eek:
 
This ones really cheesy, but chic's dig that stuff.

"You dad must have been a theif, cus he stole the star's from the sky and put them in your eyes."

Like I said, cheesy.
 
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