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- BenSpecialized

"You bloody idiot! Your supposed to build the cabin with the logs the other way!"
Spec....
Right, I brought the petrol and the getaway vehicle, now where are the matches?
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"What sort of log are ya after, mate? We've got brown, light brown, dark brown, long, longer, short, shorter, extra short, extra long, round, not-so round, thick, extra thick, thin, extra thin..."
I'll go with my first one.good captions guys, im going to give it a deadline of 7.00PM GMT. Can you all now post your final entry please? I see some have done 2-3 captions.
I think this one should win although there are others that are great."I can't pee if you don't stop watching me"
For those who have seen Lee Evans
'You said there'd be cars!?' (from Lee Evans XL)
wanna play jenga?
I don't think you quite understood when we said you'd to build a trunk road.
"Man Attempting To Make A Log Of His Own.."
"Now where did i put that other bike?"
"I can't pee if you don't stop watching me"
"When you said some woman on a bike gave you wood, I really wasn't expecting to rush over and see this"
You make me ride all the way from China to giant's causeway and then you tell me they have no toilet facilities!
"I came all the way just for a piece of wood. I didn't expect to get this much wood....and stop staring at me like that! I know i just woke up and have morning wood....."
"You bloody idiot! Your supposed to build the cabin with the logs the other way!"
Right, I brought the petrol and the getaway vehicle, now where are the matches?
Well at least we're going "green" with our shoes![]()
"I'm sure those giant colouring pencils were not here earlier".
Is this ok?
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Final Entry
"What sort of log are ya after, mate? We've got brown, light brown, dark brown, long, longer, short, shorter, extra short, extra long, round, not-so round, thick, extra thick, thin, extra thin..."
Gray- "It's part of the US's new foreign policy, we have to build our own houses."
Blue - "You're kidding me, right?"
Hey Steve what's with the attitude, got a log stuck up your ass or something? -- NOT FUNNY DAVE! JUST CALL THE DAMN DOCTOR!
"No, the other one!"
Blue: Dude, wtf?
Grey: It's ok, I drive a Prius.
Blue: You're an idiot.
"Three hundred and twenty one, three hundred and twenty two, three hundred and twenty three..."
"Hey man, do you have a lighter?"
"Three hundred and twe... Hmm, nope. Three hundred and............. Great, you made me forget my count again!"
Why the 🤬 are you cutting down all the trees?!?!?!?
blue: "Dude which one did you need again?"
Grey: "that small oval one over their, just to the right of you"
"Man... that's a really impressive collection you have of a variety of different thicknesses of uninsulated copper wire."
"Hey, this isn't where i parked my car...."