Pierce Brosnan no longer James Bond.

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Bronson?

Didn't he drop dead recently? Guess he really did have a Death Wish.
 
Yeah ho snuffed it in September last year, he had several death wishes actually.
 
I think pierce was starting to get too old for the role anyway I think. But Orlando Bloom would suck as Bond.
 
I saw P Diddy on tv last week, saying that he wants to be the new bond. What an ass!
 
The latest rumour is that Colin Salmon - who has played "Charles", M's Chief of Staff in the last three Bond films - is in line to be the next Bond. Makes some form of sense, as long as you don't think too hard about it, I guess.

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He was recently in Alien vs. Predator.
 
Famine
Err... Yes?
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He's saying it would be lame, because in his option James Bond films are getting lamer by the minute. His dog, which he unfortunately named Continuasly agrees 100%. The dog's favourite game is called "dish 'em out", although I'm not entirely sure about the nature of this game, it seemed highly inspirational as it sprouted the idea for a sequal to "Goldeneye", being "Goldeneye II: 2 Fast 2 Shaken". In this movie James Bond learns to master a bong.

It's a story about James, Q., Moneypenny and the villain getting incredibly high before carrying out their masterplan to F The What. The What is an incredibly dangerous device that can only be deactivated by Fing it.

The last scene will be a flash back to some of James's younger years, including third grade elementary school, where they teach him all about exclamation - and question marks.
 
He could be a good Bond (Colin Salmon). I don't care what race the person is, they must have an upper class English accent, with charm, with and a cavalier attitude to life.
 
I could imagine Hugh Jackman, Colin Salmon and Gerard Butler as good Bonds! All of them have a special charm! Jackman is my personal favorite for the role!
 
d00d. I'm suprised some of you haven't said Homer Simpson or something.
 
That Simon Cowell from Pop Idol. John Kerry hasn't got much to do now.
 
What would Simon do??? OWN people to death???
 
I'm dumb, one thing puzzles me. What is all this own malarcky(sp)?
 
OWNED, OWN3D, POWNED and POWN3D = To Bum someone out. Flamming or burning someone ;)👍

Um demon. How long per day do you spend on GTP? I saw you on this morning and you are still on. I saw you on at around 9 am and it's 8:15 pm now (here that is).
 
DRIFT4EVA
What would Simon do??? OWN people to death???
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Now that would be the first genuinly entertaining Bond movie :lol:
 
For the first time it would fall under Action/Comedy.

OFF-TOPIC.............. ISH Speaking of Action/Comedy. Has anyone seen that cheesy, cliched new movie Taxi? It looks soo gay. A riced up Ford Capri (I think) which changes from Taxi to Race car. With Supercharger and ****. It looks so Cheesy.
 
I haven't seen it but I've seen ads, it looks so crap.
 
ford crown victoria....
 
DRIFT4EVA
OFF-TOPIC.............. ISH Speaking of Action/Comedy. Has anyone seen that cheesy, cliched new movie Taxi? It looks soo gay. A riced up Ford Capri (I think) which changes from Taxi to Race car. With Supercharger and ****. It looks so Cheesy.
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Does this sound like something we've seen before ?... Set it in Marseille and change Brazilian to German...
Plot Outline: A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver (Latifah) has hot tips for a green and inept cop (Fallon) set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies commited by a quartet of female Brazilian bank robbers.
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Can't you amewicans come up with something original for once....

Back on topic - Maybe we should put Seann William Scott in as the new JB... He could walk around blowing **** up with that stupid smirk on his face :D
 
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OWNED, OWN3D, POWNED and POWN3D = To Bum someone out. Flamming or burning someone ;)👍

Um demon. How long per day do you spend on GTP? I saw you on this morning and you are still on. I saw you on at around 9 am and it's 8:15 pm now (here that is).
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Damn, I must have forgot to log off. Iv'e been asleep all day.
 
I thought I read something regarding Colin Farrell had the job. So, I looked for it. I didn't find anything. Good. Because I can't stand the bastard. Granted, the last Bond movies were a little boring, compared to the old ones. But, I still would like to watch them. I wouldn't go near them if Colin was on board.
 
My sister's theatre studies (AS/A Levels) is supposedly on the short list.
His name is Geraint Owen..Heard of him?
Didn't think so.
 
I think there's more chance of Michael Owen of landing the role. What about becks, I heard after football he wants to go into acting.
 
Well I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but I'll be the next James Bond. Please don't spread it around though.
 
The whole point of being an agent is to be secretive. Don't blow your cover, training agents isn't cheap you know.
 
demon of speed
Damn, I must have forgot to log off. Iv'e been asleep all day.
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Meh! I sometimes forget to turn my TV off.

They'll probably get someone like Paul Walker to do it.
 
Worse still is leaving the PS 2 on all night, on top of a 4 hour session.

What about Mr. Diesel?
 
I've only come close to doing that.

What about Sanjeev???
 
He has a tv talk show called The Kumars At Number 42. It's quite funny. He was recently on Top Gear. he is a Hindu. Funny as hell though.
 
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