POLL: What is inside the garage tool box?

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What's in it?

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First off is it supposed to be a Snap-on tool box? Well whatever the make is, what do you think it contains? Can't only be tools.

Look at it, it's all tucked away back there in the dark like it's the black sheep of the GT family, no one hardly ever looks at it or cares about it's feelings. It's having a difficult task of caring for and maintaining 1,200 odd cars on a daily basis. No rest. I know I wouldn't be able to.

It's time we gave this tool box the plaudits and recognition it thoroughly deserves. The game would stop dead in it's tracks without it.
Unsung hero? Why, yes.

If you can't find the answer in the poll feel free to post your own idea/guess/suggestion.

 
Naughty stuff?
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JockeP22
Maybe there is no tool box.
Maybe the tool box is only a figment of our collective imaginations.
Or it might just be that the tool box is a metaphor for something completely different.
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Or maybe nothing is real, it's just an illusion and we're in Matrix.
 
The toolbox has 12 drawers, and four wheels, the answer should be obvious. No? It isn't?

12/4=3

Still not following? This toolbox is for the maintenance of cars, and cars are life. The toolbox is also split into two even pieces at the bottom. You could even call these pieces halves.

Add into that the fact that the shelves next to the toolbox are made of pipes, and all pipes need something. What is that? Valves.

Simply put: Half-Life 3 confirmed.
 
PD's utter contempt for their customers is kept in there.

con·tempt
kənˈtem(p)t/
the feeling that a person or a thing is beneath consideration, worthless, or deserving scorn.
 
I was going to reply Tools but then I saw the Lada Riva muffler and remembered my old £50 car so had to choose that.
Thanks for making me smile.
P.S. Wasn't it just Ridge Racer originally on the PS1?
 
It is an image in a game to make the screen look like a garage setup, how can there be anything in it?
Some of you lot need to put down your controllers and go on holiday for a while.
 
TonyLomas
I was going to reply Tools but then I saw the Lada Riva muffler and remembered my old £50 car so had to choose that.
Thanks for making me smile.
P.S. Wasn't it just Ridge Racer originally on the PS1?
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My grandmother had a Lada Riva once. I got to drive it a few times : )

Oh no, there was a Rage Racer on PS1. Great little game.
I fondly remember Christmas Eve '97 playing it all through the night. Then in January I moved on to FF7. I still have both games.
 
JockeP22
My grandmother had a Lada Riva once. I got to drive it a few times : )

Oh no, there was a Rage Racer on PS1. Great little game.
I fondly remember Christmas Eve '97 playing it all through the night. Then in January I moved on to FF7. I still have both games.
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My mate years back had a Lada Riva awful vile box on wheels looked like a fridge from the outside and was more plasticy than a fridge on the inside. a whole 1200cc if I recall and as slow as a slug.
They don't make them like they used to..............................thank god.
 
justin credible
It is an image in a game to make the screen look like a garage setup, how can there be anything in it?
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God, the tool box truly has the most thankless of tasks.
How can you talk that way about the tool box, Justin? Of all the ungrateful..
After everything the tool box has done for you, you treat it this way?

Tell me, have you ever changed the oil? Changed tyres? Changed to a different exhaust or a different rear spoiler, perhaps?
I think you have, and I think you needed tools to do it. And from where did you get those tools?
Bingo! From the tool box.

I suggest next time round you treat your tool box with a little more respect. I believe it has earned the right.
That's all I have to say about that.
 
When you open the tool box and look inside the tool box you see yourself standing outside the tool box looking into the tool box. However before you ever open the tool box the cat is neither dead nor alive, but both! So next time you're faced with the conundrum of which sock is the left one and which one is the right one...ask yourself...can you put your elbow in your ear?

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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