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There's three kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't. (Okay, it's not mine)
 
"I just know I'm going to hear something that's going to give me a headache, I just ****ing know it."
 
"Why hit the 'post reply' button when I can get more attention clicking the 'new thread' instead?"
 
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
 
"Engage the brain before operating the mouth/keyboard."
 
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." - Salvor Hardin
 
"My own brain, is to me, the most unaccountable piece of machinery"

AO
 
"Twas Brillig and the slivy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves;
And the Momewraths outgrabe

'You'd best beware the Jaberwock my son,
With jaws that bite and claws that catch
You'd best beware the Jubjub bird
And shun the frumious bandersnatch.'

He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the manxome foe he sought
So rested by the tumtum tree
And stood a while in thought

And as in uffish thought he stood
The Jaberwock With eyes of flame
Came whifling through the tulgey wood
And burbled as it came

One two! One two! And through and through
the vorpal blade went snicker-snack
He left it dead and with its head
he went galumphing back

'And hast thou slain the Jaberwock?
Come to my arms my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day; Calooh Calay!'
He chortled in his joy

Twas Brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy and the borogroves
And the momewraths outgrabe."

- Lewis Carrol
 
"The amount of intelligence on the Internet is a constant. Unfortunatly, the population is increasing."

and, from the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy:

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
 
"At some point you will learn you cannot save everyone from unnatural death and will thus see the quandary of your pacifism."
 
"One may conquer in battle a thousand men one thousand times, but he who conquers himself is best." - Buddha
 
"Check yourself before you wreck yourself" - Pako
 
Originally posted by Pako
"Check yourself before you wreck yourself" - Pako

That's from DOA2:Hardcore. The guy who wears the silver penis tellitubby outfit says it. ;)
 

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