I'd like to be though. Everybody has their own interests and desires, and driving just happens to be one of few things I crave to excel at. I get all happy like a little kid when I'm bombing into a corner and manage a perfect hell-and-toe downshift, and it makes me want to go that much faster.
That's great, I'm glad you get entertainment out of pullingoff a heel-toe downshift, but it has nothing to do with
driving any more than manually pumping the water through your engine block or telling your spark plugs when to fire by blinking your eyes.
Operating a transmission is not driving - it's operating a transmission.
By slogging every day in anything other than a manual car I would basically be giving up on the dream of being an excellent driver and that would be disgraceful.
The best drivers in the world don't race with a clutch. I suppose you think they're giving up on the chance to better their skills at "driving".
As much as you don't like them I love them, maybe more so, and that's fine. But dysfunctional? Hardly. As a matter of fact, a traditional manual transmission is a textbook example of "functional". It's a simple mechanical system with no electronic interference. A machine operated by a person. It can be operated well, it can be operated poorly, it can produce glorious results if you know what you're doing, or it can explode into bits before you get off the dealer lot.
Hmmm, user error results in catastrophic loss? That's a dysfunction interface. Imagine if, for a moment, your computer exploded into bits if you clicked on a particular button in the operating system.
Needing one foot to operate two pedals is a dysfunctional interface. Having to take your hand off the wheel to flip a lever is a suboptimal interface.
For me, I'd go with the Manual ... All I know is I enjoy a good challenge, and I'd go for it.
Try operating a car where there's no engine but you stick your feet through a hole in the floor to move the car forward. That's an excellent challenge. Since you like challenges, I assume you'd take that car over the comparatively easy manual transmission any day.
I like a good challenge too - but only when it means something. Taking on a challenge for the sake of the challenge itself makes it sound like you've got too much time on your hands.
Changing from one gear to the next one above or below isn't the point of a manual gearbox.
For a pure driving enthusiast experience, you don't need to skip gears. I've never heard a formula 1 driver say "I really wish I could skip gears in this thing". When I'm tearing up a windy road, I don't skip gears for speed. So what you're talking about is a perceived benefit for daily driving.
So for daily driving, you're saying that you can jump down 3 gears faster than a DSG could. Even if that were true, even if you could do it a fraction of a second faster with a stick, I'd suggest that you shouldn't be performing maneuvers that have such little margin for error during daily driving.
I think for daily driving, an auto or DSG wins bigtime. Driving defensively means not having to have every last ounce out of your engine during maneuvers. Having both hands on the wheel at all times is a plus, and of course it's much more convenient to operate an auto or semi-auto transmission. My daily driver, for instance, is still fully functional if I break my wrist or my left ankle.
For "spirited driving" or even autocross or racing, skipping gears saves no time, as you could be downshifting during braking - and all shifts will be perfect and faster-than-humanly possible. So you're going to have a better experience, freed to concentrate on apexing, late braking, and hard acceleration and have faster times around the track. Here again, the DSG wins.
But there is an advantage I see for a manual. If you're poor and can't afford a car with a decent engine or a DSG, and you're worried about the car breaking down and having to repair it yourself or simply worried about getting the car home because it has 250,000 miles and things aren't working as well as they used to - the manual is cheaper, mechanically simpler, and more robust in these scenarios.
I see the manual hanging around in low-end cars none of us are interested in for reasons none of us are interested in for a while longer. Eventually, though, I don't see the clutch surviving.
I'm not against a DSG, but until someone makes one that can monitor the road ahead and know exactly what you're going to need from it, it doesn't cut it.
You tell it when to shift, and it does it faster than you can. It doesn't need to monitor the road, you do.
I don't know how to rebuild a DSG. Fact is, sometimes transmissions break, and I think it's neat to be able to fix it yourself in your garage.
See above. I assume that your car has no computer chips in it that require special machines to read or reprogram, and has no mechanical components that you can't replace yourself. The fact is, sometimes things break. If you want to have a high performance vehicle, you're going to have to cope with the fact that some of the engineering is a bit more complex than what you can fix in your own garage. If you want something simple an reliable, fine, but don't pretend you're an enthusiast with that outlook on cars.
Every now and then I decide to double-clutch downshift from 5th to 1st just because I can.
I hope you're rev-matching.
This is bad for your manual transmission and one of my biggest problems with people who drive stick. People suck at driving manual transmissions. I've ridden with a lot of people who drive stick, and they're not good at it. Rare is the time when I've thought to myself "hey, this guy knows what he's doing". More typical it's "this guy is killing his transmission". My buddy owns a stick "because it's cheaper", and had to rebuild his transmission at 120,000 miles. It's not cheaper if you suck at it.
Do your car a favor, stop bothering 1st gear. You don't need to do it, and you're being harder on your car than you should be.
Until they invent a "semi-automatic" or automated transmission that gives me complete control over the delivery of power from my engine to my drivetrain, allowing me to instantly and selectively disconnect the engine's flywheel from the transmission,
You need this because.... ? there are a few answers that come to mind and none of them should be this high on the priority list.
and gives me the same level of satisfaction and joy I get from rowing my car's gear-lever from one gear to another..."flappy-paddle" automatics and DSGs can just sod off.
Your level of satisfaction and joy at moving a lever back and forth will only ever be met by moving a lever back and forth. It sounds like you really enjoy two things, driving, and operating a manual transmission. I prefer driving. If I wanted to operate a manual transmission, I'd have one in my house that I could play with when I got bored. You don't have to be driving to move a lever back and forth. You can do that anywhere.