PS3 Rules & XBox 360 Sucks! (The Official PS3 - XBox360 Argument Thread)

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Well...I've stacked up the pro's and the cons...

And so far..
If you buy a Ps3...
Your parents will hate you, if you're a man your genitalia will fall off..

And if you're a woman you will get a perminent yeast infection..

If you buy a X box 360..
You will be showered with gold dibloons and become the first president of the world..
 
Both the Xbox and PS3 suck because as usual it will be launched in Europe after Japan and US. :yuck:

It's time us Europeans make our own console!! And let's make it PAL only!!!!
 
De Bolle
Both the Xbox and PS3 suck because as usual it will be launched in Europe after Japan and US. :yuck:

It's time us Europeans make our own console!! And let's make it PAL only!!!!

Yep and make a game called Grand Sport that has 56 versions of a BMW 3 series and 30 odd versions of an Audi RS4 :sly: Oh and maybe stick in 1 Nissan, and a couple of Toyotas...
 
code_kev
In all fairness, Ghost Recon 3 looks really good, and you can't really comment on it's "suckiness" until you played it.

Agreed, judging it before playing it is a little rash, and it looks pretty nice.


code_kev
Ahh you obviously don't like decent games!
Abit off topic, I personally enjoyed them, as did about 3 kerzillion other games. Halo 1 infulenced FPS games more then you could ever imagine.

You know where I stand code...it's influence was MINIMAL...it just made it easier to get an FPS online to the masses. $250 for console, game and XBL vs. $2,000PC...of course Halo was successful, it was MUCH more affordable than keeping up with the jonses of modern PC FPS games and trying to AFFORD it. Many more can afford Halo and an Xbox, which is why it's popular, which is why it's a huge hit. Fun yes. Revolutionary....No. Influential? hell no.

code_kev
Well it's a matter of opinion. None for you, quite a few for myself. Ninja Gaiden imo made it worth it, quite possibly the best game of this generation. Infact I struggle to think of a PS2 game to match it, though Gods of War is meant to be just as UBER (if abit short if I remember), but I aint played that yet :(. OFC this is where you pretend that NG is crap. ARF ARF!

Agreed, NG is freaking awesome. But if you haven't played God of War, then you NEED to. NG had awesome gameplay, but IMO the one thing it was lacking was great story. Not saying that the NG story wasn't awesome, but in comparison to GoW, it just pales. This is my opinion, but God of War had amazing presentation, fun interactive gameplay, and great cimetography. It just game together very well. DMC is also a great comparison, though the story in DMC is horrible.


code_kev
Well there's nothing that special about it, nor is there anything special about the ps2. Don't like it? Sell it, buy something else.

Agreed.

Drifster
ok..If you don't play FPS's..

Ninja Gaiden
The Star wars Series - Hardly great games aside from KOTOR.
Jade Empire - Agreed
Forza - Debateable...just not my style
PGR - Awesome Arcade Racer
Mercinaries - Multiplatform IIRC
The Street Series - Originated on PS, also multi platform
The Madden Series and 2K series - Multiplatform
Fight Night - Originated on PS, also multi platform
Tony Hawk Series - Originated on PS, also multi platform
Ralli Sport Challenge

Why try to prove a point about the "great games that make xbox worth it" and only present games that are available on every console, or come out on PS2 first anyway? Or series that BEGAN on the PS2 and got their popularity from the Sony fanbase? DMC is still not "easy"...stop playing it on "easy" and you'll understand. You haven't beaten it on Dante Must Die, so I take what you say about it with a grain of salt, rookie.
 
Why try to prove a point about the "great games that make xbox worth it" and only present games that are available on every console, or come out on PS2 first anyway? Or series that BEGAN on the PS2 and got their popularity from the Sony fanbase? DMC is still not "easy"...stop playing it on "easy" and you'll understand. You haven't beaten it on Dante Must Die, so I take what you say about it with a grain of salt, rookie.


Since when was this discussion about "what games make the xbox worth buying IF you already own a Ps2"?????
I don't remember the last part of that phrase ever being brought up...
Because the same exact thing can be said for the Ps2..
If I have a x box..Why would I go out and spend 200 dollars on something if I can already get it....
As for you and your DMD.....that isn't called being a rookie, that's called I have enough of a life to not sit through the same game a dozen times so I can nerd it up and say "i beat it on the highest difficulty"
 
Driftster
Since when was this discussion about "what games make the xbox worth buying IF you already own a Ps2"?????
I don't remember the last part of that phrase ever being brought up...
Because the same exact thing can be said for the Ps2..
If I have a x box..Why would I go out and spend 200 dollars on something if I can already get it....
As for you and your DMD.....that isn't called being a rookie, that's called I have enough of a life to not sit through the same game a dozen times so I can nerd it up and say "i beat it on the highest difficulty"

No, the fact is DMD is hard. Easy is Easy.

Hard is difficlut. Normal is in between. But only Easy is "easy"
 
tha_con
No, the fact is DMD is hard. Easy is Easy.

Hard is difficlut. Normal is in between. But only Easy is "easy"


Actually..reffering back to my save card..
I beat it on DMD...it was Super Dante that I didn't bother sitting through....

So there goes your rookie gesture..
 
Driftster
Actually..reffering back to my save card..
I beat it on DMD...it was Super Dante that I didn't bother sitting through....

So there goes your rookie gesture..


LOL, I'd need proof of that one, in that case you would be the FIRST and LAST person I've EVER seen say DMC on DMD was EASY, lol. From the many journalists I talk to, to the tons of gamers I know, and the widespread consensus, I have not ONCE seen someone say DMD was "easy".
 
alright..You fly yourself to PHX arizona...And I'll pop in my copy of Devil May Crap....And I'll show you my save......Then I'll show you how the entire game revolves off of patterns....
And then i'll laugh in your face and kick you out of my house..
 
Driftster
alright..You fly yourself to PHX arizona...And I'll pop in my copy of Devil May Crap....And I'll show you my save......Then I'll show you how the entire game revolves off of patterns....
And then i'll laugh in your face and kick you out of my house..

Right...and since absolutely NO ENEMY in DMC uses a pattern in their attacks...how exactly does it revolve around patterns?

The only "pattern" that can possibly apply would be combo's. That's it.

Every thing else in the game has no pattern. There are only a few constants in DMC.

Where the enemy's will come from. What moves they are capable of. And how much damage it takes to kill them. None of these are a "pattern".

The moves they CAN do, they do randomly, with no scripted patterns. Blocking/Parrying a move and hitting with a counter attack is best. But there is still no pattern.


Let's take a minute to examine pattern. A pattern is something that repeats it self at a constant rate/and or sequence.

For the game to revolve around "patterns" things would have to happen the same way, every time. This doesn't happen in DMC.
 
NO kev..There are no patters..

Tha fact that every enemy with a ranged attack never attacked when you're to their right attacking a melee combatant....You're right..
NO PATTERN....

The fact that 80% of the villains were too retarded to avoid a second arial attack.

NO patters...

The only creatures in the entire game that took multiple attempts was nightmare(spider)...the 2nd time....and the first encouter with those specters in the sewer/catacombs

other than that it was monotinous humdrum hack and slash

don't get me wrong..the game isn't SHORT...
but it isn't difficult...
I went through 2 controllers from all button mashing...but...it's done...whoopidee do.
 
I'm sorry I'm speaking more specifically about Devil May Cry 3, to clarify.

And you prove your self right with the no patterns, them not attacking at close range is not a pattern, it is a situation.

the enemies being too retarded (on easy) to avoid arial attacks, not a pattern. It's the AI being unintelligent.

Kev you haven't played it, but even the original DMC wasn't a walk in the park on the hardest difficulty.

If you went through 2 controllers, drifster, you have aggression issues.
 
tha_con
I'm sorry I'm speaking more specifically about Devil May Cry 3, to clarify.

And you prove your self right with the no patterns, them not attacking at close range is not a pattern, it is a situation.

the enemies being too retarded (on easy) to avoid arial attacks, not a pattern. It's the AI being unintelligent.

Kev you haven't played it, but even the original DMC wasn't a walk in the park on the hardest difficulty.

If you went through 2 controllers, drifster, you have aggression issues.

Hah, So this whole time he's talking about DMC3....He's been *****ING about me finding a game too easy....And blew up with a half cocked arguement about a game not even involved in the convo...

The Enemies !!!!ON DMD!!!, are too retarded to avoid sequential arial attacks...Which means, whenever there is a threat....2 arial attacks on him and he's at your mercy..then you dispose of the rest......

Pattern...

Especially when you leave a room and re-enter and they spawn in the exact same spots, it is a pattern.

I went through 2 controllers yeah, but once again you being involved in all things premature,judgement being one of them..

MYSELF
I went through 2 controllers from all button mashing...but...it's done...whoopidee do.

Don't remember saying from getting frustrated by an easy game.
 
This is brilliant! Okay, I'm gonna join in. Tha_con, DMC 3 is SOOOO easy, my 8 year old sister finished it on top difficulty. In one day. With a broken pad. YOUR A N00B!!!11onetwo!!11.

:D
 
And 1 time, I was wasted and passed out on the controller and me tossing and turning in my sleep got me through the last 5 stages without getting harmed....3z w00tne55 f0 sh0
 
You know what else I recommend is God of War Code, I think you'll enjoy it. It's actually no where near as difficult as DMC 3, unless you play on God Mode, but it's still a blast, and the story> all, plus the music is freaking AWESOME. You'll enjoy it I'm sure if you enjoy DMC at all.
 
You know what else I recommend is God of War Code

Ahh that game looks ace but DMC 3 was cheaper lol, I'll get GOW when it's £15 or so. ATM GOW is still 30-35 :(. I'm really enoying DMC 3 though, great fun if very very silly!
 
Theyre both gonna be crap because games nowadays are crap. Other than grand theft auto halo and gran turismo a games console is not worth getting.
 
code_kev
Young_Warrior, and what would you know about games? Obviously nothing.


Look consoles are all nice and powerful and ive got a xbox and ps2 and several games for them both. I have now realised that ive wasted my money as the only ones worth playing are halo2 gt4 and san andreas. I remmweber when I used to have some much fun on my supersnes with donkey kong and street fighter.

Forza is basically a crap need for speed gt4 and NFSU rolled into one. Major dissapointment and the graphics aint all that and the next gen graphics I cant even see much of a improvement.

Unles your a games geek whose wholetime is spent reading about games and staying in playing games quite frankly its not worth the money.

I would rather spend money on clothes and going out and getting freaky with girlks than playing games.

Gamers are now only played in my household when theres sothing on TV, im not working out or theres nothing to do and there are no special events. Bascially the games console comes out on a friday night when I have no plans.
 
Yeah, young warrior is obviously 12-15 years of age, and is only concerned with shooting things. Who has absolutly NO sex life what so ever, because he just said "get freaky with girls".....

it's like dwight from dodge ball

"Real....Freaky naughty!"
 
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