PSN Outage Wordplay

[sporkafife]

Heya guys, I know you're all probably getting a bit bored of the PSN outage, so I decided to start a thread to let you write down funny wordplay involving the current status of the PS3 and/or PSN

I'll give you two to get started:
- APOCOLYPS3
- Playstation Notwork

Enjoy

 

[gtuned]

This thread will get locked.
Amidoinitrite ?

 

[Hayden]

I laughed at Playstation Notwork
How about PSFail?

 

[Tesla]

It only does data encryption.



Oh wait!

 

[Skython]

People (hackers)
Stuffed
the
Network


Remember?

 

[GTWelsh]

It only does data encryption.



Oh wait!

Lmao

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's best gaming network. PSN will be that network. Better than it ever was before. More secure, stronger, faster.

--The Six Million Dollar Network--

 

[sporkafife]

This thread will get locked.
Amidoinitrite ?

I don't see any reason to lock this thread, there isn't one on this subject. I'm not trying to spread hate about PSN. I love Sony, the PS3 and PSN. If people are in threads like these using a clever play on words to let out how they feel, it doesn't hurt anyone and it keeps other threads clear for real discussions

 

[jpro01]

IT
ONLY
DOES
EVERYTHING
..except online

 

[BarronGeddon]

Perpetually Stagnating Negligence?

 

[Daniel]

It
only
Almost
Does
Everything

 

[XxOnLySBz4mExX]

How is this relevant to GT5?

. . . But anyway:

EDIT: I have 2 more funny ones . . .

 

[jpro01]

 

[sk0pe]

People asking whether it's got to do with GT5. gtfo. Get a sense of humour.

Better to be safe than Sony.

 

[BarronGeddon]

 

[Xenn]

It only does detail giveaways

 

[jpro01]

http://youtu.be/Cu-vdhgkC6o

 

[Antonisbob]

Hahaha oh lord this is great!

 

[uMadson?]

Lmao

Mentlegen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's best gaming network. PSN will be that network. Better than it ever was before. More secure, stronger, faster.

--The Six Million Dollar Network--

ftfy.

 

[Rico_S]

A little joke could take away depression from PSN outage...

And sporkafife:

- APOCOLYPS3

You sure it isn't APOCALYPS3?

 

[themartlab]

For those who used to spend their nights playing videogames...here comes the:

Possible Sex Night

 

[MadBullBunny]

I think its a funny thread, but nothing to get worked up over considering this is the first time PSN has ever had an outage like this. I'm positive the hackers who got into the PSN didn't do it for peoples information, they just had a chance to do so, but wasn't something they went for. Possibly just wanted free content from the PSN. If you think about it, Xbox live which people pay for has had outages and they have more hackers then the PC it seems anymore. For a free network the PSN does quite good!

 

[T-Unit95]

I came up with something the other day:


PSN Out(r)age

 

[XxOnLySBz4mExX]

I came up with something the other day:


PSN Out(r)age

, , , I don't get it.

 

[Vitzio]

I don't know why some people write these hate messages to anon about psn like on youtube, there's this cool thing called sunshine and a social life. Anyway, there's better things to do than complain about no online.

 

[SuperGT500]

I found this to be very amusing haha

 

[Cobani]

For those who used to spend their nights playing videogames...here comes the:

Possible Sex Night

That's funny, even the 'missis' smiled!

 

[Sm0k3:D]

PSN news!: Now you can share your credit card number with the comunity.

 

[Hayden]

PSN news!: Now you can share your credit card number with the comunity.

hehehe
imagine the fine print

This feature is part of mandatory software update 7.03, in which we also share where you live, how old you are and what you have saved on your console. Anything found to support, encourage or recognise the existence of hackers will be remotely deleted from your system

 

[dhandeh]

CollaPS3.

 

[isildur]

Assault on Precinct 13..or..Assault on PSN 3