Quotes that I've picked up

[Joey D]

Here are some of the greatest quotes I've picked up along the way.

"CivicSiRacr: All I can afford is my civic.....And I have 2 goddamn jobs. And live at home." - I was in a chat room!

"Rice is bad for you"
"why?"
"Lots of carbohydrates"
- A convo between me and a friend

"Driving a honda is like ****ing a gay guy. Its all good til your friends see it" - My Uncle

"Sex should be like driving a Honda: Slow, Obscene, & Loud Enough 4 The Neighbors 2 Hear!" -some Import site

"Dating should be like buying a used car. You should be able take em for a test drive." - My friend Lauren

"If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside."- some website.

"It looks sexy, even on grass!"- My friend Matt

"My blender is faster then your Honda, and sounds better" - Matt again

Those are just a few...I think some of them are pretty funny!

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by streetracer780


"My blender is faster then your Honda, and sounds better" - Matt again

Wanna bet?

 

[Klostrophobic]

I'd bet that Matt's blender sounds better than streetracer's old Honda. Maybe not your superior Honda.

 

[Joey D]

Actually my Honda never sounded good...it wasn't blendery or bweeney but it was a little high pitched and annoying.

But its just a funny quote.

 

[-Fred-]

but why always Honda? i see more riced out Cavaliers, Neons and Eclipses nowadays than i see Hondas, and they're even slower!

 

[Joey D]

But I can't think of any Cavalier jokes right now