"race-club"

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instead of dess_vipers "fight club"
lets have a race club consisting of gt3 cars, with option of NOS
~if wanted~
foe ex-ample`

m.shue- passes mika in a swift turn
mika- down shifts to try to take lead
m.shue-waves goodbye and leaves mika....
`sumthing like dat'

so my car is the Diablo GTR
1mic revs his DIABLO "NOMAD" GTR, and stuns all the other racers
and has a better launch then any1!...............takes off and leaves every1 in the DUST......! 😈
 
NICE, How about a drifting club!
 
Troy, busts out his street legal Viper GTS with +1000hp and goes 0-100 in 5 sec. and passes the nomad by a nose hair.
 
Snoopy gets on his bike and kicks every ricer in this thread's ass.
 
1mic catches up to the biker and rams the biker off the cliff *sayin*
" :eek: bikes arent safe for racin :eek: "
and punches the gas.....
shifting into 7TH GEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈
 
troy, getting frustrated with his vipers performance hits the gas, and pushes the NOS. Realizing this new stretch of road is narrow he must jump over 1mic with his hydrolics. LEAP!!!!!!! just making in with only denting 1mic's front bumber.
 
Droopy gets in his Mini Cooper. He drives down the road, being careful not hit any debris/people left in the roadway by the other people. He sarcastically remarks, "Hip, hip, hurray", because he knows that he will eventually find the others blown up somewhere along the way. Of course he also knows that he will not run out of gas anytime soon either. :burnout:
 
Originally posted by 1mic
1mic catches up to the biker and rams the biker off the cliff *sayin*
" :eek: bikes arent safe for racin :eek: "
and punches the gas.....
shifting into 7TH GEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈
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Snoopy finds 1mic a true son of a... because harassing bicyclist (!) is a very disturbing deed. So after having proudly shifted into 7th the engine goes: Frrrreeeeeeeeeeéééé!! And 1mic fins himself stranded in the sandtrap. No more 7th gear ratio 500 for 1mic!
 
After attempting to shift to 7th gear, he soon finds out that the shifter knob actually reads "R", not "7". Then a huge plume of smoke comes from underneath the car, and the transmission is laying in the road burnt be yond recognition :rotfl:
 
diablo has 7 gears the diablo is from gt3
(which means cars from gt3 ONLY)
1mic SHIFTS to 7ths gear and runs over some cones, he also runs over captain kirk "he looks like a cone" ``THUD'' head roll
 
good idea.....



*jumps in future viper made exclusively for DessViper*

well this viper, a 2009 hehe,dodge gave me a future viper.... :D

*Realising the friggin car has 900 horse power (stock) decides to install a turbo*

hold up guyz ill be racin in a sec
 
*noticing he's about to be passed i push my converter button and my car transforms to a zzii with no downforce. Traveling at top speeds of 300mph the front end begins to lift off, troy panics.....
 
Originally posted by troy
*noticing he's about to be passed i push my converter button and my car transforms to a zzii with no downforce. Traveling at top speeds of 300mph the front end begins to lift off, troy panics.....
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...a wall appears, troy dies.
 
The Diablo doesn't have 7 gears on GT3...... I will not comment on level of intelligence here. Anyway, I soon realize that this unrealistic race is just that.... unrealisitic, so I leave this race and go pick up some chicks and go for some ice cream.......

Have fun with that one ;) :burnout:
 
Originally posted by captainkirk
The Diablo doesn't have 7 gears on GT3...... I will not comment on level of intelligence here. Anyway, I soon realize that this unrealistic race is just that.... unrealisitic, so I leave this race and go pick up some chicks and go for some ice cream.......

Have fun with that one ;) :burnout:
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You're not fun, so you die too.

*Captainkirk dies.*

There, I made it official.
 
whitez gets on an M3 GTR with and M5 engine and 48 pounds of boost. Rolls past everyone....But wait NOMAD is catching up, then whitez turn the boost to the max and switches to 6th gear. Nomad is no where to be seen 😈
 
and i fly past the diablo with a ....... none other than the pt cruiser
 
I have 'Drink Club' copyrighted so no one dar start that up :D
 
nobody would care that a pt cruiser would pass up a Diablo, HECK it only has 5 gears! AND hands down EVERYBODY would take the diablo vs a POS pt cruiser......

"pt cruiser goes past the diablo buy falling off a cliff and landing in a pile of **** where it belongs, (totaled) and the drivers head severed with **** in his mouth 😈 "
1mic waves good bye and speeds along in first place... :cheeburga
 
I didn't die because I already realized that this is nonsense. But y'all continue this thread anyway.....

I want to see more dumbfoundary..... Anyway.....

I follow the whole overhead in my alien spacecraft. I casually "accidentally" press the FIRE button, thus making the race a bit harder. This is because of a little rapid fire of the green s*** that blows holes in the road around the drivers...... WHAT FUN!!!! :rotfl:
 
calm down captian kirk, if u dont want part of this then dont be a part.

*troy gets up from his death, having 8 more lives to continue with b/c he's a cat. Finds a new car,a McLaren and drives off trying to catch 1mic, ruf, and dess.
 
hehe, ah yes

*anywho, i seem to begin to catch up with the Group. And whoosh go right past em in my RX-7
 
I am not mad at anyone in this thread.... I will just continue to look for all the humor here. I just thought of that funny line from the movie...... Independence Day...... The alien space craft that doesn't seem to require fuel or reloading..... Out of this world :nervous:
 
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