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-Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
-Can you get cornered in a round room?
-If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
-If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
-Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
-Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures
-Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
-Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
-If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
-If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
-Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
-How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
-If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldnt you be able to go anywhere you want?
-Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
-Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
EDIT: None of these are mine. I just found it at some random site. Also I forgot all about the Comedy Corner, if this isn't the correct place, please move it.
Also if you have any of your own, don't be shy and share it with us.
-Can you get cornered in a round room?
-If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
-If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
-Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
-Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures
-Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
-Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
-If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
-If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
-Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
-How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
-If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldnt you be able to go anywhere you want?
-Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
-Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
EDIT: None of these are mine. I just found it at some random site. Also I forgot all about the Comedy Corner, if this isn't the correct place, please move it.
Also if you have any of your own, don't be shy and share it with us.
