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... But then a mysterious super, super moderator came in and opened up the thread again because he was drawn to it by some unknown force.

Was it curiosity or something more sinister......?
 
..., perhaps an insatiable urge to ban miata13B for not contributing to the thread? No, it was something far more than that; something so strong that,...
 
...The moderator moved his cursor toward the big red button next to miata13b's name, his pulse quickening with each advancing pixel. A bead of sweat forms across his brow, and his mouse is finally over the button. He is about to press it when...
 
A million random thoughts flashed through miata13b's complex mind. What will he do now, our readers wonder. Perhaps only he can tell us.
 
. . . *opens up beer* *downloads porn* *laughs in the face of bannination* . . .


edit - on the side, it would be freaking hillarious if I was not able to log on tomorrow because of a temp. banning :lol:
 
But, while miata13b sits comfortably in his chair behind his desk, completely unsuspecting, the moderator has called the rest of the super-secret organization of mods and alerted them to miata13b's need to be banned. They all start looking for posts by this miscreant, but...
 
. . . instead they found a boat load of subiminal porn sites in all his posts. . .
 
..they began looking for some other violation of the sacred AUP, something that would make him suffer dearly. They couldn't find anything until...

edit; darn you miata!
 
...xtreme (which is an adjective he made up that meant uncool). His foot then gets infected and they have to amputate it, so...
 
...which in standard english means he ate the amputation. The newly cannibalistic CoreyXtreme then comes back to GTP, and starts to haunt the moderators for what they have done. He scares them so much that...
 
. . . you get a message on your computer stating - Windows XX did not understand your go to hell command. . .
 
Meanwhile in Microsoft's head office...

Bill Gates gets a warning about someone stumbling onto the secret of the Windows XX operating code. He finds this thread and reads intently wondering how close these people are to finding out his diabolical secret...
 
. . . So he sends out the error message reading ->
 

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Users worldwide are unable to comprehend the meaning of this message. Everyone goes mad, riots start, and within weaks complete anarchy has taken over the world, meanwhile Bill Gates is in his office smoking Cuban Cigars and basking in his successful completion of the diabolical scheme, meanwhile, the one-footed CoreyXtreme is...
 
CoreyXtreme is... ondering who the hell Corey Xtreme is. Then Mr. Xtreme goes to take a ride in a limo with some of those cow horns on it. On the way to the park, they hit an icecream truck smuggling antelope carcasses across the border of Chadwic's country of anarchy and chaos for people who don't want to pay for chit and still think that they believe in communism so that they're commy asses can be a ditch digger and make the same annual income as a brain surgeon. But anyways, Mr. Xtreme proceeds to exchange his information with the smuggler and they go on their different ways. Suddenly a glove rolls by. Mr. Xtreme is riding along in his limo with the slightly sideways cow horns and slichtly dented bumper and then he goes home to do a cartwheel over some busses. He went online to talk to about twenty billion people at the same time with AIM, then he went to bed and dreampt about the bastard that he hit. Then...
 
he woke up from the nightmare of smuggling carcasses and all that crap, back into the nightmare of having lost his foot in a completely anarchiacal society. He remembers this thread from his past, which reminds him of who he is. He then goes outside to find that his car is gone and his yard is trashed. He gets a baseball bat and...
 

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