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After the incident that happened before in <MRS1>, I ended up in a stinky old jail. BUGGER. I find a plastic spoon in my pocket and start digging in the concrete wall. I somehow dig myself out of the prison and into some town I have never seen before. W00T??.

Just then I find a go cart and deicide to steal it just then a big ASS dog gets in my face and says: yo XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!(censored) but I just ran over this guy without any adverse effects.

I find myself hungry so I
 
Originally posted by oosacker
After the incident that happened before in <MRS1>, I ended up in a stinky old jail. BUGGER. I find a plastic spoon in my pocket and start digging in the concrete wall. I somehow dig myself out of the prison and into some town I have never seen before. W00T??.

Just then I find a go cart and deicide to steal it just then a big ASS dog gets in my face and says: yo XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!(censored) but I just ran over this guy without any adverse effects.

I find myself hungry so I
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Start for a mcdonalds, but suddenly I realise I must be on crack and immagining things because one: a ****ing dog managed to talk to me (? :rolleyes: ?) 2: It was a "big ASS dog," which I somehow ran over with a gokart?

Anyway, after realising this, i lost controll of the gokart, and slammed into a pedesrian, taking out their legs....
 
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Start for a mcdonalds, but suddenly I realise I must be on crack and immagining things because one: a ****ing dog managed to talk to me (? :rolleyes: ?) 2: It was a "big ASS dog," which I somehow ran over with a gokart?

Anyway, after realising this, i lost controll of the gokart, and slammed into a pedesrian, taking out their legs....
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...also flipping my kart completely over. I lose my left hand in thge process. I hobble out of the flamming wreckage and find my self in front of a porsche/benz/bmw dealer on doby road (a real place and road in michigan:)) and break the glass and drive off in a porsche 911......i drive around town and see a the big ass dog, and notice cops are after me...
 
just then suddenly an alien from mars lands on the police cars and <wait for it...> says: take me to your leader so I do so and take him to george bush's house
 
after that Monica decided to change her name form luinski into Lewinsky and hit it off with the queen Mum, anyway... that apparently didn't held out too long...
 
anyhow, i lefted the alien to his own buziness, and headed of daun tha hi-wae looking for adventure

there i saw a little girl playing poka and betting 500 on a pair of threes, i said hey you dumb! i get out my shotgun?(where did i get that from?) and boom but i missed at whatever i was shooting at and woo
 
. . . blood, because a Tercel just got the shiz kicked out of him because . . .
 

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