Really bad grammar archive.

[milefile]

Post your most egregious examples. When you find them, copy them, and paste them here.

Here's my first submission:

"i jsut ahd a epifiny, however u spell it, lol i jsut figured out that when u press X when the blakc cirlce thing is goin around on the prize cars u can win, u can chooze the one u want, wow, and i did Super Speedway twice for nuthing, haha, now time to do it a 3rd time, this time press X when it highlights the F1, god this is pitiful and it has nthin to do with driftin or this thread, but then again nuthin we've posted 4 the last 24 pages have had anyhting to do with it"

 

[Jugend]

god this is pitiful and it has nthin to do with driftin or this thread, but then again nuthin we've posted 4 the last 24 pages have had anyhting to do with it"

This is brilliant! I want more.

 

[milefile]

Here you go. I originally put this in the comedy corner, but I think we need an official archive, a how-not-to-write reference, if you will.

"Supz everyone to whoever look at this post.....
I just wonderin is any drifterz in here r asian.......im no racist but i just wanna know....
I never knew drifting is so big in the STATEz .....
im in Hong kong and rarely u see drifting cuz they all racing....if u ever watch legend of speed u know wat i meant........anywayz lataz...

lol....ic drifting hella popular in ta statez,,, iz been along time since i been away from mah hometown hahha...Kansas...originally........
one Q's i have an integra it is possible to drift????iz FF"

 

[sn00pie]

I rly wanna no how to drift cuz i wana imprez my gf

I'm considering moving this thread to the test forum, how would you feel about that, milefile?

 

[Race Idiot]

blue HELL YEA IT WOULD BE AWSOME TO HAVE A GAME FOR PS2 LIKE THE FAST AND THE FURIOS IT WOULD PROBABLLY BE SOMETHING LIKE NITTO.

ight yhere is a game baced on fast and the frious its 4 ps2 comes out this nov k IAM GOING TO BUY I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Super-Supra]

Heh. sn00pie, I think its a good idea. This will be full of *spam* soon.

 

[Jugend]

wAnT sUm rEaL gOoD sHiAt? - (Post #1) word? dis is muh 1st port in gtplanet evuh,so dat u guys know me....im portuguese,somewhat of a respected dj,im 17,drive a 1999 toyota rav turbone,and am also a full time computer technician,ne way here sum good songs.........

 

[sn00pie]

I can see this turning into one big bashing-of-the-verbally-challenged orgy, which can't be good...

I'll just leave you with the following rules straight out of the TOS:

• No slang words that promote laziness, ie; "r", "u", "plz", etc.
  
• Half decent grammar is expected. Use of capital letters
  starting sentences is looked upon favorably. Spelling
  half decently is also encouraged.