Seriously people, can't you be more subtle than killing people? I thought long and hard about this, but not even Magnus Scheving - creator/writer/producer/director/lead actor in Lazy Town deserves to die. These people can just be dissuade from annoying me.
Hey... my kid loves LazyTown!
No Lucas would have to go. The atrocities he's committed in recent times should carry the most severe punishment. It would be much like the scene in Terminator 2 where they confront Dyson with end result of his research.
"But, you're condemning me for things I haven't even done yet!"
Eventually Lucas would be persuaded to commit suicide during a raid gone-bad on the Lucas Arts compound resulting in an explosion that removed all traces of episodes 1-3. He'd have died an unsung hero, preventing humanity from ever having to learn of the horrors that his work would have brought.
I heartily concur. Or, you could have him do a series of Tentacle movies instead.
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Hmmm.... my list:
I'd go back and prevent the collapse of the Romanov Dynasty. Maybe make Alexander II marry a non-German. Just hold everything together until World War II wherein they could unite the country behind them to repel the German army, then peacefully transition to a parliamentary government as the dynastic rule fell apart. Not a guarantee that the Communists wouldn't eventually take over, but preventing them from being a superpower that early in the game, with the lands ceded to them by the Germans and half of Berlin, to boot. This would prevent or minimize the cold-war, the spread of terrorist and guerilla cells funded by the USSR, American interventionism and "banana republics" and a whole gigaton of money wasted on nuclear proliferation (though the US, France, Britain and Russia would all undoubtedly have at least modest stockpiles, anyway). Oh... and this would stop 9/11, too... although Muslim fundamentalism would still exist, there would be no terrorist or guerilla cells trained by either the KGB or the CIA to perform terrorist attacks.
If I could, I'd stop WWII. All it would take is for one A.Hitler to not hook up with the Nazi party. It wouldn't prevent the Cold War, though... and a later, deadlier, conflict might have ensued when the USSR got strong enough.
Even earlier: prevent the Crusades, or, even better, prevent the ascension to power of the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages... but to completely remove the church, when monasteries were the repositories of ancient Roman knowledge in the Dark Ages? I'd have to think about it.
Even earlier: I'd stop the fall of the Roman Empire.
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On a more localized note: I'd go back and tell myself not to go to my own bachelor party. Would've saved the car a couple of thousand dollars of depreciation and myself a couple of years of guilt.
Oh man this Magic Roundabout is soooooooooooo much better than the current [censored] kids watch.
