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1. Poker
why?
When did poker become something people would actually watch on TV? I dont get it, its okay to play with your buddies, but watching other people play games isnt terribly exciting. Who here likes watching someone else play a video game for an hour? I didnt think so. More proof that people will watch any crap on TV, if its advertised enough. Did a focus group actually say, Hmmm billiards have been on ESPN for years now, why not another saloon-type sport?
2. Beef jerky is the root of all culinary evil.
Why do people eat beef jerky? It has to be the nastiest, foulest-tasting food on the planet. Im trying a low-carb, low-sugar diet, and decided to give a piece of this vile crap a try. I never understood how dried meat could look palatable, let alone taste good. No, its just salt, nitrates, and shoe leather. I shall never eat it again. How did it ever get so popular? I mean, theres lots of real, inexpensive meat that one can buy just about anywhere now.
3. Ore Ida, *****!
Somebody actually used the term tater today to refer to money. I wanted to strangle this fellow soundly, so he might hallucinate and see this fat, overweight, lady with the most annoying of backwoods, hick Southern accents, calling out to her little dog named Tater whilst dangling a cheap cigarette in one hand and having the annoyingly pointless 25-foot retractable leash in the other. Yeah, buddy weve got hundreds of other perfectly usable terms to refer to money!
4. You have a BD, not a BL, so stop the BS.
Here's to you, Mr. Fake Trim Package! Lexus GS300 owners who sport GS430 or GS400 logos on their rides. This is getting annoying: youre only fooling yourself. Well decode your VIN number and make you drive an ES250 for a month for every violation. Thats right, kid you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you're going to lose in the end and tarnish Lexus' reputation in meanwhile, and fool yourself.
When did poker become something people would actually watch on TV? I dont get it, its okay to play with your buddies, but watching other people play games isnt terribly exciting. Who here likes watching someone else play a video game for an hour? I didnt think so. More proof that people will watch any crap on TV, if its advertised enough. Did a focus group actually say, Hmmm billiards have been on ESPN for years now, why not another saloon-type sport?
2. Beef jerky is the root of all culinary evil.
Why do people eat beef jerky? It has to be the nastiest, foulest-tasting food on the planet. Im trying a low-carb, low-sugar diet, and decided to give a piece of this vile crap a try. I never understood how dried meat could look palatable, let alone taste good. No, its just salt, nitrates, and shoe leather. I shall never eat it again. How did it ever get so popular? I mean, theres lots of real, inexpensive meat that one can buy just about anywhere now.
3. Ore Ida, *****!
Somebody actually used the term tater today to refer to money. I wanted to strangle this fellow soundly, so he might hallucinate and see this fat, overweight, lady with the most annoying of backwoods, hick Southern accents, calling out to her little dog named Tater whilst dangling a cheap cigarette in one hand and having the annoyingly pointless 25-foot retractable leash in the other. Yeah, buddy weve got hundreds of other perfectly usable terms to refer to money!
4. You have a BD, not a BL, so stop the BS.
Here's to you, Mr. Fake Trim Package! Lexus GS300 owners who sport GS430 or GS400 logos on their rides. This is getting annoying: youre only fooling yourself. Well decode your VIN number and make you drive an ES250 for a month for every violation. Thats right, kid you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you're going to lose in the end and tarnish Lexus' reputation in meanwhile, and fool yourself.
