Sage = Mango. (Whoa, Sage's awesomeness started an internet phenomenon)

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ferrari_chris
Who's Sage?
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It is well-known that Sage sits at the right hand of the one true God Jordan. The rest of us are as mere disciples.
 
Sage lives on a cliff. That's so metal.
 
I cannot believe this talk of respect and "he's a cool guy". HE IS MANGOD. Bow to Him!

:bowdown:
 
I don't know about being any kind of god. But Sage is certainly very dependable, hard working and helps me with my Mac stuff. :D
 
Come on, anyone named Sage HAS to be good, wise, calm, and worthy of commemorating. Look at Confucius, Aristotle, Mencius!

But just a tip--don't go against the government and be sentenced to death by hemlock or write a bunch of books and have kids in future milleniums hate you.
 
His power is maximum.
 
Where is Sage?




Sage Hello? Sa-age, Saaaaaaaaaaage!
 
If it weren't for his doing stuff, people wouldn't being doing stuff but rather - be doing stuff.

Thanks for reading and clicking.
 
You all have it wrong.

He's a Mango.
 
 
"I shine like a lighthouse"

-Trick Daddy Sage
 
Giancarlo
Lame, you shoulda put it in his hand. Heh.
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I can see the logic in this. Replace the face with a picture of sage brush or something, and the button of power goes to the hand.
 
Sage bans with his mind.
 
One of you should make a Wiki page for Sage.💡
 
If I can't have my own wiki page, nor can Sage. He has to become famous first.
 
Not enough. You have to be able to search 'Sage Olsen' on Google and have a bunch of pages of results. If you search Rogue Ssv or Sakiale, this happens, but Wikipedia's editors are retarded.
 
What must be done for all to realize that Sage is indeed famous?

Does he need the worlds? For surely he deserves that which will enlighten the world to his greatness.
 
You're searching your username, not your real name...
 
Sakiale
Not enough. You have to be able to search 'Sage Olsen' on Google and have a bunch of pages of results. If you search Rogue Ssv or Sakiale, this happens, but Wikipedia's editors are retarded.
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Results when you search for "Sage Olsen" = [SIZE=-1] 1,360,000.

Results when you search for "Rogue Ssv" = [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]30,900.

Results when you search for "[/SIZE]Sakiale" = [SIZE=-1]1,700.

And you were saying...?
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Great. Now search Sean Gallagher.

Sage Olsen is a lot of peoples' names. So is Sean Gallagher. There is a wiki page about the actor named Sean Gallagher. But not about me.

Okay, so it's only 311,000... but still.
 
Even I beat out the Sakiale one, with over 2000 results when you Google "Azuremen"
 
The important thing is that when you search for "Sage" you get 87,800,000 results.
 
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