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- aracefan
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let
me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage
would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst,
would you ask me if was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, alright
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for
Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let
me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage
would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst,
would you ask me if was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, alright
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for
Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
ahahahaha 
Barry's done it again!
It's funnier that you don't get this than what the actual joke is. 
