Sex and Obesity

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Klos has hijacked the thread like it was a high school, and I'm here to answer his qestions.

I'd do the girl with AIDS. If I got AIDS I'd just off myself or something. Maybe not, I don't know, I've never had AIDS before.
 
I would not have sex with her and I'd keep it as friends in my own honest opinion. Yeah personality is fine and voice, sure... But with out that hint of physical beauty, there isn't always everything.
 
Don't condoms protect against HIV? Hell, you could do a hoe and she won't bother you for the rest of your life.


Ouch. That was bad.

Anyway, you guys are insane for not doing it with a fat chick over a girl with AIDS. Chances are, she's contracted some other kind of STD as well. I don't know about you guys, but I don't want a bunch of foreign organisms having a disco between my nuts.
 
Beauty is in the eye (nose, ear, brain) of the beholder. I know a couple who are both on the far side of 300, he may be closer to 4. They tie each other's shoes, for crying out loud, because it's easier than each doing their own. And they have a daughter (who is growing up with the same eating habits, unfortunately) so there is obviously some sort of working arrangement in place.

Personally, I find the jigglies rather revolting, and I couldn't be paid to be with that large a woman. When you have to lift the belly flap, where does it go to be out of the way?
 
Klostrophobic
Some of you are getting caught up in the semantics of the issue. Let's stick to what's important here--the fat. The rolly, polly fatty tissue that surrounds this woman.

As another question, I vote on her having a sister who is infinitely more beautiful, but has AIDS. And she smells like a Tokyo dumpster.

And to make it more interesting, if you got busy with the sister there would be a 75% chance of getting AIDS, but the other 25 percent of the time your blindness and inability to feel would be cured.

Now, would you do it? Assuming no treatment for AIDS and no possible cure. You have 3 years to live, and they aren't making Philadelphia II: Back and Disorderly about you.
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As long as she'd leave after I finished, I'd take the sister. I wouldn't be able to sleep afterwards with a girl who smelled that bad.
 
It depends on the reason you were attracted to her in the first place, that says a lot about the relationship in the future. If you're solely attracted to looks, whether you have a "fat fetish" or a desire based on her amazingly "perfect" physical beauty, it's usually just going to be a passing fad eventually.

However, picking the gal with AIDS over "that fat chick" is just outright stupid, unless you're married to that woman, and you love her. Then those things don't really matter, do they?
 
Would it even be possible to keep an erection with the massive gobs of blubber cutting off its circulation? That's scarier than Michael Meyers shooting dead babies at you via crossbow.
 
Somebody tell me which quote is better, the one I have now, or the one Omnis just made! :lol:
 
Omnis
Would it even be possible to keep an erection with the massive gobs of blubber cutting off its circulation?
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Will to power, my friend....will to power.
 
Phew.... well I must say, I don't think I'd do it. Fat chicks are a big no-no for me.

Hell, I don't think I've even met a girl that fat in my entire life. I don't think I'd take the AIDS chick either, considering you can't see how hot she is (nor feel...)
 
But your blindness would be cured if you did the AIDS chick. The nyou could do her again and see what you were doing!
 
Hmm. I only have a 25% chance, though. It's like a lottery, and the only way to play is by having sex...*thinks to self*

WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN INVENTED YET?
 


Critical Jelly.


Anyway, I'm assuming the obesity discussed in this topic is about that severe or worse.
 
Is there a puke smiley? We're talking fat, but not Michelin Woman here. Even fat girls think that's nasty.
 
Omnis
Yeah, but we're talking woman fat.

A thousand pound horse won't crush the rider, but a thousand pound rider would crush the horse. Comprende?
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Been there, done her. Builds strong back muscles, let me tell you.
 
Keep 'er on the bottom. I don't want a grande donna squating on my junk. I'd rather smack against her's.
 
Wtf... why should men do all the work? Being fit would be beneficial to their health and men's laziness.

Plus, you'd still have to hold up that bigass flesh-mattress.
 

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