should women be allowed to drive?

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should women be allowed to drive?

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Hmm... I give this thread about a hour or so. :lol: Can we also start a thread about d/ling so we can get caught by the RIAA too?
 
well i thought the pic was funny...
and i added answers incase there are women here too (pretty smart I thought ;))
 
im scared of riding in the car with my mom and my sister is only 18 and shes had 4 accidents and totaled one car!so i dont think they should or they should goto driving school for an extra year!
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Sure women should be allowed to drive.



Just not anywhere near my car.

:)

Exactly

My sister is one of the worst I've ever been a passenger with, example:

Driving down a highway in an old Toyota Corolla at about 80-90km/h(50-56mph), arrive at a round about (why there was one in the middle of a highway I'll never know), she go's from 5th to 2nd gear, while leaving the clutch pedal pushed in, and we freewheel through the intersection, at 70km/h (44mph) :eek: :eek: :eek:

I thought I was a dead man
 
My sister is actually a very good driver.

But yeah, no matter how badly women deny it or call rape on us, most of them are very bad drivers.
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
dude that's too funny (:

You were not the one sitting beside her, ****ting yourself


Anyone else got a story to relate as to why women shouldnt be allowed to drive?
 
I got scared at traffic lights cause my sister used to always stall right in the middle of them!
 
Of course woman should be allowed to drive. There's 2 routes they could take for it to happen.

Route A:

1 - Prior to ever setting hand on a car, women should learn road regulations in english, french, german, italian, japanese, cantonese, spanish and russian as to have more chances of a better understanding of the nuances required to properly drive a motor vehicule;

2 - When such status is accomplished, a 15 year mandatory period of practicing with a motorless 1/32 scale automobile must be accomplished accident free;

3 - Should any incident occurs within the trial period prescribed above, said accomplished period is to be voided and restarted;

4 - After graduation from the previous requirements, a mandatory 15 year period must be accomplished on a 1/15 battery operated radio controlled vehicule;

5 - Should any incident occur during the period prescribed above, the woman student driver would be required to repeat item 2 in its entirety with success prior to retrying item 4 a second time;

6 - After graduating from the previous requirements, a student woman driver would obtain the privilege to drive a motorized lawn mower within an appropriate enclosed enviroment for a minimum period of 10 years;

7 - Should any incident occur during the period prescribed above, the woman student driver would be required to repeat items 2 and 4 in it's entirety with success prior to retrying item 6 a second time;

8 - After graduating from the previous requirements, a student woman driver would obtain the privilege to drive a motorized go-kart within an appropriate enclosed enviroment for a minimum period of 5 years;

9 - Should any incident occur during the period prescribed above, the woman student driver would be required to repeat items 2, 4 and 6 in it's entirety with success prior to retrying item 8 a second time;

10 - After graduating from the previous requirements, a student woman driver would obtain the privilege to drive a motorized full scale automobile within an appropriate enclosed enviroment for a minimum period of 5 years;

11 - Should any incident occur during the period prescribed above, the woman student driver would be required to repeat items 2, 4, 6 and 8 in it's entirety with success prior to retrying item 10 a second time;

12 - After graduating from the previous requirements, a student woman driver would obtain the privilege to drive a motorized full scale automobile on public road with accredited supervision for a minimum period of 5 years;

13 - Should any incident occur during the period prescribed above, the woman student driver would be required to repeat items 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10 in it's entirety with success prior to retrying item 12 a second time;

14 - The woman student driver can not be a minor as per the law in the place of residence prior to attending exams required in number 1;

15 - Each driving year requires a minimum distance of 100,000 Km (62,000 miles) for said year to be valid;

16 - Upon verified completion of all previous requirements, the woman driver would have a valid driver's licence giving her the right to drive a motorized vehicule with the following restrictions:
- no passengers for the first 5 years;
- carry no cosmetic products other then those in the trunk (boot) of the automobile;
- carry no communication device other then those in the trunk (boot) of the automobile;
- carry no reading material other then those in the trunk (boot) of the automobile;
- no mileage above 100 km (62 miles) per year for the first 5 years;

17 - Should any incident occur during the period prescribed above, the woman driver's licence would be revoked and she would be required to repeat items 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 and 12 in it's entirety with success prior to retrying item 16 a second time;

18 - Upon verified completion of all previous requirements, the woman driver would have a valid driver's licence giving her the right to drive a motorized vehicule with the following restrictions:
- no more than 1 passenger for the first 5 years;
- no mileage above 100 km (62 miles)per month for the first 5 years;
- restrictions to cosmetic products, comunication devices and reading material still applies as previously stated;

19 - Should any incident occur during the period prescribed above, the woman driver's licence would be revoked and she would be required to repeat items 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, and 16 in it's entirety with success prior to retrying item 18 a second time;

20 - Thereafter success will grant the woman driver with a valid driver's licence with no other restrictions then as listed below;
- restrictions to cosmetic products and reading material apply as indicated previously;
- restrictions to comunication devices aply as listed previously unless said comunication device can only operate via voice activation;




Route B: Woman should have the privilege to drive when men bear children..........:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
This is bull****. Every accident I've ever been in, the other driver was A) at fault, and B) a man.

This is the most worn out, lameass, stupid joke on the face of the planet.

[edit] OK, I've calmed down a bit. I get unreasonably angry at this topic because in my experience it is very untrue, and it is often perpetuated by a fat, old, cigar-smoking Lincoln driver who barely notices if he's crossed into oncoming traffic, let alone is just crowding my lane. But nobody was behaving badly, so I'll let you all play.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
.... is often perpetuated by a fat, old, cigar-smoking Lincoln driver who barely notices if he's crossed into oncoming traffic........., so I'll let you all play.

Don't forget all those pipe-smoking SUV drivers who actually belive they alone own the road, sidewalks, fiels, and everyplace they think their SUV's can actually (maybe) go !!!:lol:

In any case, thank you for letting the "fun" go on!!:)

Wonder how long until some women start a post about men drivers.....?? ;)
 
There's only like three female members here at GTP. The only one's I can think of off the top of my head are.....Lotus_350 and...............Radicools_mum and.................o and the snow boarding lass from london. Did know her name but it's been a too longa a day and brain has since died.
 
And Belethdolien - the Norweigan... :D

And at GT3T we have a certain "Black Widow", who races Porsches...
 
Originally posted by neon_duke

[edit] OK, I've calmed down a bit. I get unreasonably angry at this topic
As with every other topic - You get that a lot don't you :lol:
 
Originally posted by wee_man
There's only like three female members here at GTP

  • Lotus_350
  • Bethelodi**** something or other
  • Ellegance - Wonder what happened to her....

as far as I know....
 
My crash test experience is the exact opposite of Dukes. (Except who was at fault)

All four of the accidents I've been in, were with women drivers. All four of them also tried to put the blame on myself..
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There have actually been lots of women at GTPlanet. That's seriously off topic though.

Making fun of women drivers is like cracking blonde jokes, or [insert local college] jokes (I like making fun of the Aggies because my dad is a Longhorn Alumni).

But in general women cause quite a few accidents. As do men. But womens' auto-accidents are more often caused by poor driving skills / decisions in everyday driving and mens' accidents are caused by excessive use. Women will hit parked cars, or padestrians, or make illegal turns into other vehicles. Guys just speed like bandits and smash up cars. Guys are also worse offenders of DWI / DUI.

Guys do dumb stuff and they know it's dumb. Girls do dumb stuff and don't even realize it.
 
actually, i just thought ppl would laugh at the picture and move on... :/

my wifes driving my car right now. I have no fear cause she pretty good.

Ohwell
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
......womens' auto-accidents are more often caused by poor driving skills / decisions in everyday driving and mens' accidents are caused by excessive use......Guys do dumb stuff and they know it's dumb. Girls do dumb stuff and don't even realize it.


Well said!!! :lol:

Now..... how about getting back into this thread ... anyone??:D
 
Ving: Neat picture indeed!!! Figured though that since this was the comedy corner, one could keep on going and going and going......... :)

By the was.... those bite mark on the passenger's side dash ... yours or your wife's??? :lol:
 
sure...they can drive...if they are inside of a mini cooper while I'm in my panic room :p

Seriously though, I know a few that drive really well. Too many guys I know drive in such a way that I head for the hills and hide the moment I find out they have the car.
 
haha.... woman should be allowed to drive but after a STRICT driving test but men should take this test too.
I've seen a male and female crash into each other, total idiots. Both turning left (one northbound, one southbound) they managed to hit each other dead on. I was going east bound at the red light. I was like AHAHAHHA..... (no one was hurt, so i can laugh)
 
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