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My boys were having a lot of fun with this...

Type out the sentence you end up with and post it.


Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:

1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In ak hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange---------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
 
I danced with a snowman, in an elevator, because that's how I roll. :lol:
 
I had lunch with my mobile phone sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that.
 
I sang to my neighbor at the dinner table because I'm cool like that.

Now that I think of it, that's pretty funny because my neighbor looks like Freddy Mercury.
 
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I licked a snowman in an elevator because I can't control myself!
 
I sang to a goat, In my car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. This makes for some strange stuff.:indiff:
 
I kicked a surfer at the dinner table because that's how I roll.
 
I danced with my best friend's boyfriend (wtf?! XP) on your car because the voices told me to. :P
 
I kicked a squirrel sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that
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I had lunch with an iPod, under your bed, because I think I need some serious help.
 
I danced with your mom in my car because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

TB's got the best reasoning!!!
 
I jumped on Chuck Norris on your car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :lol:
 
I smelled a homeless guy in line at the bank because I'm cool like that.
 
I kicked my best friend's boyfriend under your be because I can't control myself. 💡:dunce:
 
I ran over a phone, under your bed, because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :lol:
 
I think mine turned out pretty well.. :dopey:

'I kicked a ninja under your bed, because the voices told me to!'
 
I had lunch with an Ipod at the dinner table because I'm cool like that.
 
I loved your mum while sliding down a hill cause I'm a ninja.
 
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