Silly Waste of Time

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I licked my neighbour in your bathroom because I can.

Now, what was the question?
 
I yelled at my best friends' boyfriend in a hole because the voices told me to...

Dammit... Trust mine to be crap :lol:
 
I danced with a homeless guy under your bed because I'm cool like that.
 
I kicked a smurf under your bed because that's how I roll.

Argh, if the AUP wasn't so strcit with bad language I would so change that into "because that's how I roll, *coloquial for prostitute/female dog*!"
 
I had lunch with a gangster in your bathroom because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :lol:
 
I smelled a birdbath in your bathroom because that's how I roll.

Doesn't sound so dramatic.
 
I kicked a smurf under your bed because that's how I roll.

Argh, if the AUP wasn't so strcit with bad language I would so change that into "because that's how I roll, *coloquial for prostitute/female dog*!"

What, "bitch"? What's the problem with that?

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!

Heh. And to think, I didn't even write it...
 
I danced with a birdbath in your bathroom because I can't control myself.
 
I kicked a ninja under your bed because im sexy and do what I want.

Anyone unlucky enough to get.
I smelled your mum because im sexy and do what I want?
 
Me...
I kicked a snowman in line at the bank because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

True story!

My son...
I loved my sister in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Eww...
 
I jumped on a surfer in your bathroom because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
 
I karate kicked a gangster in a lift because thats how I roll.
 
I licked a pickle at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Ok chef.

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!

Heh. And to think, I didn't even write it...

Sure, but you influenced the author...

Somehow.

My boys were having a lot of fun with this...

Type out the sentence you end up with and post it.

September----I danced with 21-------a ninja 6 --------- sliding down a hill Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

No word of a lie.

Shame I wasn't born exactly 2 years earlier.
4 --------- Under your bed
 
I loved a fork sliding down a hill because the voices told me to.

:scared:
 
What, "bitch"? What's the problem with that?

Well, it's just that I wouldn't like to get another infraction for "Explicit / Obscene Comments" and probably get banned, so I'm extra cautious when it comes to swear words, even ones that the forum doesn't automatically censor...

"because that's how I roll, bitch!"
 
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