Silly Waste of Time

[Minty]

I had lunch with a pickle on your car because I'm cool like that.

 

[Wiegert]

I danced with a snowman in my car because that's how I roll.

 

[PeterJB]

I danced with a homeless guy on your car because I think I need some serious help.

 

[Tesla]

I licked an iPod in an elevator because I'm cool like that.

Saaaaay whaaaaat?

 

[GT_Prologue5]

My brother's is "I smelled my brother in your bathroom because that's how I roll."

Wait, I'm being smelled in a bathroom?

 

[Akmuq]

I loved my mobile phone sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and can do what I want.

 

[alexleighton]

I smelled a goat in your bathroom, because that's how I roll.

 

[Crash]

I karate chopped a ninja in line at the bank because that's how I roll.

 

[DG_Silva]

I did the Macarena with a monster on your car because I'm AWESOME!

 

[Hollow]

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[Sting]

I karate chopped my sister sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that

 

[Clark]

I had lunch with a fork in my car because I'm NOT crazy.

 

[sems4arsenal]

I loved my sister under your bed because that's How I roll Thank God I don't have a sister

 

[VeyronR8]

I karate chopped a squirrel at the dinner table because Big Bird told me to and hes my leader

 

[Minty]

My Friends was:
I had lunch with a bird bath on your car because that's how I roll.

 

[ranhammerR34]

I ran over a smurf in your bathroom because I'm cool like that.

Randy

 

[Talon]

I kicked my cell phone riding a motorcycle because I'm cool like that.

It's a piece of crap anyway.

 

[Dan_]

I karate chopped a phone at the dinner table because the voices told me to.

 

[WallRunner]

I danced with a birdbath in a hole, because I can.