- 24,133
- Scarfolk
- Grim10
- Are you kidding?
Ok, the idea is to review a car in exactly six words, like so:
Ford Focus RS: Sounds mental, but money worth spending.
Vauxhall Corsa 1.0: I'd rather eat my own face.
Ford Puma : Very ugly and still a Ford.
Ferrari 360 Modena: Very fast, very beautiful, very expensive
Lotus Elise R111:same old principles, but more luxury
Honda Civic: Not the fastest but lasts forever.
Aston Martin: An unreliable yet sexy Bond car.
Dodge Ram SRT: Clean shorts needed before entering vehicle!
Toyota Previa: Seats eight, low economy, great tower.
Toyota Echo Terrible rear sightlines, drives like ****.
Trabant - Made of paper, now a collectable.
1973 Pinto: Fun to drive, until you............BOOM!
GT40 - It should lose the Ford badge.
Lotus Elise: Simply the best handling car. Evar.
Nissan Skyline GT-S: Over weight, over priced, over rated.
S14: Looks good, turns fast, touge fun.
S13: Low price belies great performance potential
AE86: small, old, drives sideways with pleasure.
350Z: A legend returns, fast and affordable
Humvee: Big, heavy, slow, a dream offroad.
FC3S: High RPM, low weight, high speed.
MA70 Supra: Big, Heavy, good power, good value.
Ferrari 288 GTO: Ferocious beast spawned from Beelzebub's furnace!
H2: utterly pointless (x3)
Honda Element: Looks like a box! Bloody ugly.
Pontiac Aztek: Holy crap its Mars Attacks!
Lotus Elise Special: Purest sports car in the world.
Caterham R500- Like luge, only scarier and faster.
Honda S2000 -- Two-seater drop-top crotch-rocket.
Alfa Romeo 147 GTA The automotive pornstar - goes like stink
BMW X3 The new Discovery's laughing at me
BMW Z3 So many cars so few hairdressers
Smart Fortwo: Looks like you drive a shoe
Perodua Kenari :Beaten to death by ugly tree
Pontiac Aztec Surprised Bangle did not design it
Smart Forfour: Looks like you drive bigger shoes
Lambourghini Murcielago- Faster than a constipated Oprah Winfrey.
Citroen Saxo: Teenage racers love to rice them
Pontiac Aztek: Reaching new levels in ugly design.
Cadillac Escalade: 24's, big stereo, TV's = hella dumb
Ford Focus RS: Sounds mental, but money worth spending.
Vauxhall Corsa 1.0: I'd rather eat my own face.
Ford Puma : Very ugly and still a Ford.
Ferrari 360 Modena: Very fast, very beautiful, very expensive
Lotus Elise R111:same old principles, but more luxury
Honda Civic: Not the fastest but lasts forever.
Aston Martin: An unreliable yet sexy Bond car.
Dodge Ram SRT: Clean shorts needed before entering vehicle!
Toyota Previa: Seats eight, low economy, great tower.
Toyota Echo Terrible rear sightlines, drives like ****.
Trabant - Made of paper, now a collectable.
1973 Pinto: Fun to drive, until you............BOOM!
GT40 - It should lose the Ford badge.
Lotus Elise: Simply the best handling car. Evar.
Nissan Skyline GT-S: Over weight, over priced, over rated.
S14: Looks good, turns fast, touge fun.
S13: Low price belies great performance potential
AE86: small, old, drives sideways with pleasure.
350Z: A legend returns, fast and affordable
Humvee: Big, heavy, slow, a dream offroad.
FC3S: High RPM, low weight, high speed.
MA70 Supra: Big, Heavy, good power, good value.
Ferrari 288 GTO: Ferocious beast spawned from Beelzebub's furnace!
H2: utterly pointless (x3)
Honda Element: Looks like a box! Bloody ugly.
Pontiac Aztek: Holy crap its Mars Attacks!
Lotus Elise Special: Purest sports car in the world.
Caterham R500- Like luge, only scarier and faster.
Honda S2000 -- Two-seater drop-top crotch-rocket.
Alfa Romeo 147 GTA The automotive pornstar - goes like stink
BMW X3 The new Discovery's laughing at me
BMW Z3 So many cars so few hairdressers
Smart Fortwo: Looks like you drive a shoe
Perodua Kenari :Beaten to death by ugly tree
Pontiac Aztec Surprised Bangle did not design it
Smart Forfour: Looks like you drive bigger shoes
Lambourghini Murcielago- Faster than a constipated Oprah Winfrey.
Citroen Saxo: Teenage racers love to rice them
Pontiac Aztek: Reaching new levels in ugly design.
Cadillac Escalade: 24's, big stereo, TV's = hella dumb
