Sloganize!!!

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Sorry for making more than one post but i dont know if i can attach more than one pic. can i?well anyways this is the best ever!
 

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I Wish I Were a Squid Weiner. <--- I am

Feel the Squid. <--- Oo i feel it

We're with the Squid.

Obey Your Squid. <--- I know i do

The Ultimate Squid Machine. <--- that I am

Step Into The Squid.

And All Because The Lady Loves Squid. <--- oo yea baby

Everything We Do is Driven by Squid.

Great Squid. Great Times. <--- Yup!

Think Once, Think Twice, Think Squid.

You Can't Top a Squid. <--- No, no you cant!

The Squid Effect.

Squid Keeps Going and Going. <--- I just never stop

I'm Cuckoo For Squid.

There's Always Room For Squid. <--- damn strait

Devon Knows How They Make Squid So Creamy. <-- I hope thats not a guy
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Got a Crack? You're in Luck.
Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Crack?
Come See the Softer Side of Crack.
Mama's got the Magic of Crack.
And All Because The Lady Loves Crack.
The Home of Crack.
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Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Gtplanet.
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Gtplanet.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Gtplanet.
An Army of Gtplanet.
The Home of Gtplanet.
 
hahahaha this is good
 

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The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Jason. :odd: :lol:
 
Here are mine:
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Crayola.

Go on, get your Crayola out.

Crayola - Australian for Beer.

Ribbed For Her Crayola.

No Crayola, No Comment.

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Crayola.

Great Crayola. Great Times.
 
Moving at the Speed of Sunny.
My Goodness, My Sunny!
Go On, Get Your Sunny Out.

:lol: That's great. 👍...
 
Behold the power of GTPlanet :bowdown: ..how true

With a name like Doug DeMuro, It has to be good ..right

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Doug Demuro I couldn't agree more.

Any Time, Any Place, Drunk :cheers:

Can You Tell **** From Butter?

The Science Of ****

****. It's What's For Dinner.

The Good **** Kids Go For

Taste the ****.

Reach Out and Touch ****.

Because Porn is Complicated Enough.

Try Affirmative Action, You'll Like It. :lol:
 
Wow, I think I ought to go into the motivational biz.

You Can Do it When You Pupik It.

Pupik Makes Everything Better.

Out Of The Strong Came Forth Pupik.
 
Ribbed For Her Shadow
Make Someone Happy With A Shadow
Were With The Shadow
Theres always Room For This Shadow
Everything We Do Is Driven By Shadow


MY FAVORITE:

For Double The Pleasure, Double The Shadow
 
The }00}$ Bars Are On Me!
Gee, Your }00}$ Smells Terrific.
Double the Pleasure, Double the }00}$.
An Army of }00}$.
Fill It To The Rim With }00}$.
}00}$. - The Appetizer!
Come See the Softer Side of }00}$..
 
Have hondaracer for Breakfast
The future's bright. the future's hondaracer
You can on a hondaracer, can do!:confused:
Good, hondaracer has danish written all over it.
:confused:
The sweet you can't eat without hondaracer!:p
it's a new hondarcer every day.
Come see the softer side of hondaracer:lol:
 
"If you can't beat Mopar Muscle, join Mopar Muscle."
"Turn loose the Mopar Muscle.":trouble:
 
More laughs! hahahahahahahaha!crude childish humor i know yet very funny!
 

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OMG!:lol: I just got a lot of funny ones, I wrote them down. First I used "suck" and "a suck", then I used "crap". Type in crap and you're guarenteed to get a laugh.

You need a suck.
The Ultimate Suck Machine.
And all because the lady loves a suck.
Suck. It's what's for dinner.
Top breeders recommend a suck.
Behold the power of a suck.
Unzip a crap.
Look, Ma, no crap!
Nothin' says lovin' like crap from the oven.
Make someone happy with a crap.
Behold the power of crap.'
Don't forget the crap, mum.
Would you give someone your last crap?
Welcome to crap country.
If you like a lot of crap on your biscuit, join our club.

:lol:
 
Here's mine:
"Mild Green Mazkid Liquid." - Uhm, that's called "bial" I think...
"I Wish They All Could Be Mazkid Girls." - Getting worse.
"Mazkid - Australian for Beer." - That slogan(minus the MazKid) is already taken!
"It Makes Your Mazkid Smack." - Yikes.
"Mazkid is so Bracing." - Is that "british" for something?
"There's First Love, and There's Mazkid Love." - Hah, damn straight.
"Did Somebody Say Mazkid?" - Yea, unfortunately, I wasn't there.
"A Different Kind Of Company." A Different Kind Of Mazkid. - There's only 1 kind of MazKid.
"Gonna Be a While? Grab a Mazkid." - I'll keep you occupied with Mazda trivia till you get agravated enough to poke out your ear drums.
"Today's Mazkid, Since 1903." - I donno...

Here's some of my funnies:
"Life Should Taste As Good As Bunghole."
"Get More From Feces."
"Let Your Rectum Do The Walking."
"Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Your Wang."
"Good To The Last Vomit."
"All You Add Is Testicles."
"Simple Impartial Regergitate."
"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Penial Burning."
"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Erectile Dysfunction."
"A Decapitation Is Forever."

And...
 

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Originally posted by MazKid
That slogan(minus the MazKid) is already taken!
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They're all already taken, that's the point of the thing...
 
Originally posted by MazKid

"Gonna Be a While? Grab a Mazkid." - I'll keep you occupied with Mazda trivia till you get agravated enough to poke out your ear drums.
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hahaha, that would do the day. :lol:
 
I'm using a slogan that it gave me in my signature. I showed my friends the site and we had a blast for about 30 minutes.:D
 
"Bring out the penis"
"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Penis?"
"Everything we do is driven by Penis."
"Grab life by the Penis"

I'll stop there. Haha.
 
mine are-
"got high on life"
"wouldnt you rather be high on life"
"its a high on life adventure"
"high on life wanted"
"get high on life or get out"
"the right high on life at the right time"
 
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Spock. / ?
Thank Spock It's Friday. / too bad its saturday

Take Two Bottles into the Spock? / i dont know eather

All You Need is a Spock and a Dream. / sure you do

Does the Hard Spock, So You Don't Have To. / What The F00k?


Out Of The Strong Came Forth Spock. / i Sure Did


others
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Go Crack a Docktor Wang.

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Lard Ass.

You've Always Got Time For Stupid.

Would You Give Someone Your Last Barf?
 
Your Flexible Cruiserdude.
:odd: Um?
Absolut Cruiserdude.
Now we're talking.:cool:

The Cruiserdude Of Paradise. <---That's me:D
Welcome To Cruiserdude Country. Hehehe
Mum's Gone to Cruiserdude. Um, let's hope not.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Cruiserdude.
Get Busy with the Cruiserdude. Well, you heard the man, get busy. :p
Cruiserdude Unscripted.
Get the Door - It's Cruiserdude. Hehehe, I like that one
The Too Good to Hurry Cruiserdude. Unless I'm racing.
Ding-Dong! Cruiserdude Calling!
More Than Just a Cruiserdude. What could be better than that? :p
Nothing Works Better Than a Cruiserdude. You got that right.

I'm having too much fun with this.


:D I can't stop!:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
 
Cleans Your Floor Without Cruiserdude. Cuz I ain't cleanin' your floor.
Cruiserdude - The Freshmaker!

I Want My Skyline. Oh but I do.
Make Every Skyline Count. That's not hard to do.
 
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