So, I just exposed myself to a couple of Jehova's Witnesses.

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It's all true. Unintentionally of course ( :p )

How did this come about?

Well, I get out of the shower and putter about in the buff (air-drying you know). I throw on some music...nice and loud. Loud enough to not hear a knock at the door anyway. (You can already see where this is going...)

I decide to check the weather to see if shorts are in order. I go to the front door and crack it open. Every time I have done this before it has not been an issue. Of course, I see a young woman of thirty (give or take) and an older woman standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR. -> :O <-

I say,"Uh...excuse me..." and quickly close the door. I throw on some clothes and go back; they're still there. I apologize, she seems unflustered by it. She starts her schpiel and I wish her a good day and close the door.

If I'd known they were JWs I would've stayed nude and invited them in. Hey, you never know with hardcore religious chicks. :D
 
Originally posted by Lamboracer
Your a sad sad sad man/woman.??
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My guess is man. Or else (s)he would be risingdaughter77.
 
Originally posted by Lamboracer
Your a sad sad sad man/woman.??
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Not especially observant, eh? :lol:

...although I am curious what makes me so sad. :odd:
 
You would like to exploit 2 jw women one who is 30 and the other older. That is sad. Unless they were really hot and you creamed yopur pants right then in there it would have been ok, but they usually dont send out there extremely hot women out there.
 
<---literally ROTFL

Please tell me you're pulling my leg...

...also, have you considered that I may be in my late twenties?
 
Originally posted by Lamboracer
Your a sad sad sad man/woman.??
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If he'd/she'd been a woman then the fact that two women had seen him/her naked wouldn't have been an issue...
 
Originally posted by Lamboracer
You would like to exploit 2 jw women one who is 30 and the other older. That is sad. Unless they were really hot and you creamed yopur pants right then in there it would have been ok, but they usually dont send out there extremely hot women out there.
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Good job contradicting yourself.
 
Jebus.

This was just a funny story...I can't believe how seriously it's being taken... :lol:
 
If I were you I would have acted as though you didnt know you were naked...just to see them run/stay
 
Well, I thought it was funny as piss, particularly the way you seemed to qualify going outside completely naked. :p
 
Funily enough, it would be the ultimate porno situation.
 
Milefile, it's been done before.

Haven't you seen "Front-door Fundies 29"?
 
Heck, been there done that. About 8 or 9 years ago I got home from a big night on the turps at about 7 in the morning, completely smashed. Went to bed, passed out, and got a knock on the door at about 9. I threw on my short summer dressing gown and (apparently) did a very ordinary job tying it up. Got to the door to find two very straight lacedmiddle aged ladies with their little magazines, and as I opened the screen door my gown fell open.

They said they'd come back later, but for some reason they never did...
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Milefile, it's been done before.

Haven't you seen "Front-door Fundies 29"?
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:lol:
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Well, I thought it was funny as piss, particularly the way you seemed to qualify going outside completely naked. :p
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Who said I go outside? I just crack the door and "test the waters". :p
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Milefile, it's been done before.

Haven't you seen "Front-door Fundies 29"?
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It's not as if my front door faces the street. It's quite well concealed since it's in an alcove at the back of the house. How the JWs even knew to look there is beyond me. I suspect my neighbors sold me out. :irked:

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That is well-concealed. In fact, if I lived there, I'd prance around nude all day in that alcove. 👍 👍
 
Who cares? We're they hot or not?
 
Welcome back, risingson77!

Teach those JW's a lesson, they've invaded my neighborhood recently. Either that, or tell them you're fresh out of fig leaves.
 
pupik
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You should too : ), just head out west on Griffin towards US 27 and on your left a little after Flamingo you can give them a piece of your mind. . . Watch out for the guards : )
 
Well, I thought it was quite the hilarious story. If only you had known who they were... I would have invited them in right then If i knew they were peddling religion!
 
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The younger one was a cute redhead. The older one (her mom maybe? :D) didn't do as much for me...but the whole mother/daughter scenario adds a whole level of perverse appeal. :D:tup:
 
Don't worry. I'm sure they'll be back. You'll probably find only women JW's call now!
If you don't want us (sorry, them) to call, just say. They should write it down and not call again. Well that's what we do.
 
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