So Thats Average Huh? Seems Kinda Low To Me.

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Average Rate Of Sex Per Country

The Durex Global Sex survey revealed that Britons make love an average of 149 times a year, outdone only by couples in France (167), the Netherlands (158), Denmark (152) and Canada (150) .
Those taking their love-making at a more relaxed pace included Americans (138 times a year), New Zealanders (135) and the Spanish , who limped in at an annual love rate of just 121 .

Dunno bout you guys but I sure beat my national average :lol:

Maybe thats why you Americans are so grumpy and uptight, you just need to get laid :D :lol:
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Seems a bit low to me, too.

I suppose Canadians have nothing better to do, though.
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that rating's that high because we're not as fat as you guys, hence we can have fun more regularly... :D
 
Originally posted by M5Power
:rotfl:

Maybe you're not as fat as us because of the rating!
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:lol:

probably... either that, or the fact our Mickey Dee's large portions are about twice as small as your small portions... :p
 
OIC. They're rip offs.

They should bring in a law where fast food places have to advertise the burger at its proper size.

So if they advertised a whopping big burger, you get a whopping big burger.
 
Do you have Burger King or Wendy's?

I've never heard of Hungry Jack's, but whether it's a restaurant or a sewage plant, it's probably better than McD's.
 
There is Burger King - but not where I live.

Wendy's - isn't that that icecream store? If so, we got that as well.

You don't have Hungry Jacks in America? Wow! The USA sucks even more than I though...
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Wendy's is a burger place - also better than McDonald's.
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eating rusty, dog poop filled dirt in a junkyard is better than McDonald's...
 
Wow, sex to food in just 10 posts. Our appetite for absolute power shall be manifested in the next couple of posts.

As with sex or food; quality is better than quantity!
 
I wonder why people want to even know this stuff? Are you just checking to make sure you're "normal"? Feeling insecure? Who cares how many times a year people get laid? Did it include gay people? Statutory rape? Priests? Porn stars? Or was it just your lame-ass, white-bread, last-two-minutes-before-bed crap? I never listen to stupid statistics like that.
 

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