I will admit I used to watch Married With Children religiously. My favourite part ever was one episode where Al is coasting into the garage with his old Dodge and he screams "No brakes, no BRAKES!" before crashing the car. But now that I think of it, that might have happened in a few episodes...
Oh, and what about the one where Al has a part of a song in his head and he only knows three notes, but he hears about this guy who works at a record store that can guess any song from just a few notes, so the family goes there and Al steps up to the counter and goes, "Da, da, DAAAA", and the guy has no idea.
The show had its moments. Especially Al's jokes about Marci.