Solve the puzzle - compile a sentence which matches the pattern...

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"French men enjoy bubble-baths."

"Here, let me water my Norwegian ferns."

"A penny saved in the bush will yield five wives by tomorrow morning's harvest if the lilac-colored tree-fish fly to Cuba upside-down."

"I'm a lumberjack and that's okay. I sleep all night and I work all day, unless I'm in the UAW, in which case I complain and moan until my company is forced to relocate its operations to Korea."

"Taco taco, taco taco...taco-flavored kisses! That's what you get in Mexico!"

"RC is a much better soda than Pepsi, unless you're wandering around the deserts of Brazil."

"O NOEZ ITZ CTHULU!! WE MUST RUN BACK TO THE DELOREAN AND RETURN TO THE FUTURE!! Er, I mean, CHILE!!"

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Unless you live in Taiwan, of course. There are no bananas there."

"When you say Spain you've said it all."

"Aasdjhg Egypt aehjt aehtueaht aeuh something-random-and/or-totally-incorrect alhetieam."

"I'm tired of these mutha****** riddles in this mutha****** thread!"
 
Wendy's burger nuggets give me worse diarreah than Mexico's water, a 7 on the bristol scale.
 
A few years ago, I went on a road trip from Norway to Czechoslovakia. This was before it became known as the Czech Republic.
 
@ the ones who haven't figured it out yet: don't guess!

You'll just make yourself crazy with this. Try to gain some distance, then come back and look at it again. Famine has given you a very hot hint with this by the way:

right: "Origami craze sweeps Latvia!"
wrong: "Oligarchy craze sweeps Louisiana!"
 
the Interceptor
@ the ones who haven't figured it out yet: don't guess!

You'll just make yourself crazy with this. Try to gain some distance, then come back and look at it again. Famine has given you a very hot hint with this by the way:

right: "Origami craze sweeps Latvia!"
wrong: "Oligarchy craze sweeps Louisiana!"
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I've gone away and come back a few times now. I'm still in the same place I was when I made my first post in this thread.

All I can see in that hint is that Omnis used a state instead of a country, but as we all know, there's more than the country bit.
 
Masterminded to the max:

Oligarchy craze sweeps Lithuania
Origami clutches southern Lebanon
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard -- in Bangladesh.
 
Orange craze sweeps Latvia!
Origami craving sweeps Latvia!
Origami craze snares Latvia!
Origami craze sweeps Laos!
Origami craze snares Laos!
Orange craving sweeps Latvia!
Origami craving snares Laos!
Orange craze snares Laos!
Orange craving sweeps Laos!
Orange craving snares Latvia!
Orange craving snares Laos!

The more I look at those, the less they help.
 
While in Latvia, doing origami, I was nearly run over by a Peterbilt big rig. An unusual sight in Europe.

There was this old witch in Denmark who liked to run people over in her Daihatsu Copen. Hag! Ensure you look both ways before crossing the street.
 
My Russian motherboard stopped working the other day. I had to get a new battery for the CMOS. Cow-pat shaped, so it was.
 
2 of my friends, both called Helen, were involved in a hang gliding incident whilst on holiday in Finland. The Sun newspaper headline read, "Hels in kite drama!"
 
I have a Migraine. I'd better take some Cambodian Advil.
 
Hammy the hamster damaged his car while he was racing at Zandvoort in the Netherlands.
 
Superman was flying over South Africa when he hit some turbulence and lost his cape. Townspeople were horrified as he fell out of the sky and smashed into the ground. However, he stood up, dusted himself off and ran off at breakneck speed, apparently unharmed.
 
Look at my large, free-moving wheels -- They do not cease to rotate. Angola.
 
I recently traveled to Egypt to see if I could find any remains of the ancient civilisation of the Inca. I rowed for hours in my boat but didn't see anything. It was a very disappointing trip. I found out from a friend later the Inca Empire was to be found in South America, not Africa. Needless to say I wasn't particularly happy about that.
 
Omnis
Look at my large, free-moving wheels -- They do not cease to rotate. Angola.
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No. Angolans really covet the London underground (LU) and a copy of it can be found in the desert. Well, underneath the desert actually.
 
Famine is a fat, hockey-playing lesbian from Chad.
 
Omnis
Does that mean I'm correct? Sweet. Belarus.
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No. But yours and mine put together make it correct.

Incidentally, Belorussians have weird taste in TV shows and music. The most popular TV show is the Moomins. Kids, by Robbie Williams and Kylie is always being played on the radio.
 
David Anderson is an amending, pattern-recognizing RodentRacing manager from Scotland, and hamsters make his car run faster than others.

If that's not close, I'm going to swallow a frisbee. (Made in China.)
 
Anyone see the Macedonia game last night? It's a little known fact that Nato are still carrying out military operations there, a good example being Operation Jeopardy (or 'Op Jet' for short). But what it's about, it's probably best not to ask. Op Jet is still supposed to be a secret....
 
Omnis
If that's not close, I'm going to swallow a frisbee. (Made in China.)
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Do you want salt with that?

EDIT: No pattern in this post. Actually, there could be. I, jingoist that I am, could fit one in somewhere...
 
They got sand in the potato salad.

I'm DONE. Seems as though my defeat was a fait accompli.
 

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