Southern Cali People! A favor is needed Please!

[DuckRacer]

Ok, I'm from Arizona... so here.

A: Hey there.
B: Hey, how's it goin'?
A: Pretty good, and I got a job the other day.
B: Cool. Where's it at?

A: How'd you like the math test?
B: Too hard; I hated it.
A: Yeah.
B: Yeah.

A: Those are some seriously big rims on your car, there.
B: Dude, it looks cool.
A: Whatchya think it cost him?
B: A lot.

A: I lost my girlfriend, wrecked, and my dang bills need to be paid.
B: That's sucks. Let's get drunk.
A: Ok.

A: Dang, lots of people here tonight.
B: Good thing I wore some cool duds.
A: Well, I don't think they're cool.
B: You suck.

A: I’m gonna get some more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I buy a lot.
A: Really? I'll need to ask him about that.

A: Me and my friends are going to go to Denny’s right now; I’m famished.
B: Good idea. Can I come?
A: No way. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

 

[Keef]

I was on the floor reading danoff's ghetto slang. He's better than he thinks! Absolutely hilarious! It was ballz, moth****cker! Hey, it's Dave Chapelle's fault for making b**ch and moth****cker the two funniest words in the English language, if used properly and often. Where was a white guy come up with this stuff: Sustinence? (even though I've heard it) Cabbage? Dood? Genious!

Anyway, here's my [Ohio] version:

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: What's up?
B: Not much, how 'bout you?
A: I'm fine dude, just got me a job the other day.
B: Sweet, now you can give me gas money!

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.

A: Hey, how was the math test?
B: It sucked.
A: Hey, it's math.
B: Yer ****in' kiddin' me!?

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: Check those rims. They're huge!
B: Those are ****in' sweet!
A: How much you think they were?
B: ****in' a lot, as if it wasn't obvious.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: Me and my girlfriend broke up, I got in a wreck, and now I got a bunch of bills to pay.
B: That sucks, man. Let's get drunk, it'll take your mind off it.
A: I guess, let's go.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: There's a ton of people here.
B: Glad I wore my pimp clothes!
A: You look like a ****in' idiot, idiot.
B: Shutup! Dumbass.

A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: I'm a cop some mo' smoke off my n***a Sampson, brah. (I'm versatile)
B: He sells it cheap when I buy a lot.
A: Sweet, I'm a hafta check up on that.

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

A: I'm starvin'--you guys wanna go to Denny's?
B: Hell yeah, can I go?
A: You better get some money, I'm tired of payin' for your poor ass.

There you have it. I like to mix a little Appalachian American with some black ghetto slang, moth****cker. I can pimp hos and split wigs as good as I can row hoes and split wood. Watch it Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks!
Now snap ya fangers...and do ya stare. You can do it all by yo self, let me see ya do it, Aye! A let me see ya do it, Aye!

Oh come on, it's Lil' Jon!

 

[Dave A]

To the best of my ability, a Manc scallie with the language drastically toned down.

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Yo
B: Alright our kid?
A: Buzzin, go a job the otha day.
B: Nice one.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.

A: Ee-are, crap test or wot?
B: Yeah crap.
They wouldn't be any more concerned about it than that

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: Them wheels are phat yo.
B: They're mint.
A: Think we could jack em?
B: Course.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: I just split wiv me hoe, had an accident and my bills are due. (have no idea how a scally wouldactually say that).
B: Nasty, wanna get pissed up.
A: Course.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: Theres bare people here innit.
B: Good thing I'm lookin good in ma McKenzie top.
A: You look like a tramp.
B: I'll knock you out, say it to ma face, say it to ma face...

A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: I'm gettin sum weed on weekend from Sampson.
B: Gives it me cheap when I buy more than a 20 bag.
A: Yeah, I'll ave to see im bout that.

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

A: Me an the crew are off to Denny's for some scram.
B: Cool, I'll come.
A: Nah, you never have any cash.

 

[Spock]

The following converstations have (for the most part) happened Within my group of friends.

Yes, people from montana are this weird.

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.


A: (punches B);
B: WTF?
A: Dude I Got A Job.
B: Prostitution Is Not A Job.


A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.


A: Maths Gay.
B: Yeah.
A: Party Tonight.
B: Sure.


A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.


A: Those are some sweet 22's.
B: Yep
A: Yeah.
B: More Beer?


A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.


A: Broke Up With My Girlfriend, Wrecked my car into another car, and im late on the rent.
B: thats gay.
A: Not really, she was a ***** anyways; im getting seven times as much in insurance than i bought the car for, and the other guy didnt care; the insurance will pay the rent.


A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.


A: I Love Alcohol
B: Yep.
A: Where are your keys
B: Why.
A: We're drunk, and i feel like speeding
(this acctually happend to me at a party. I was B yfi.)



A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.


A: I just got 2 ounces
B: Sweet, i just got a glass pipe, lets break it in.


A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.


A: Im Hungry.
B: Got Any money?
A: no, spent it on weed.

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

I'll do the Canada version, which should be alright, since we're America's little brother...

A: Hey
B: What up?
A: Nuttin, found a job
B: Welfare run out? Haha!

A: Yo, what was the test like?
B: *beep*ing retarded
A: Haha
B: *beep* off

A: Damn, look at those rims
B: Sweeeeeeeeeeeet
A: Whatcha think they'd run?
B: A *beep*ing lot!

A: I just dumped the *beep*, smashed my ride, and my *beep*ing bills are due
B: *beep* it, lets get drunk
A: I'll grab the drugs!

A: This party's packed
B: Don't step on my good kicks man!
A: Good kicks? You wear em all the time
B: *beep* you ya *beep*ing bum, look at your hand me down bull*beep*

A: I'm goin to grab some bud
B: He gives me deals when I get a *beep* load
A: Hook me up *beep*er!

A: We're munchin out after smokin that bud, so we're goin to grab food
B: Shotgun!
A: Theres no room for people on welfare

Thats basically it, but with more swearing. We all have potty mouths up here.

 

[Blackbird.]

I'm Norcal, oh well.

 

[Z32]

well i grew up in socal all my life in east la, minor differences with slang from pasadena, the beach cities, the westside, even all the way to riverside or san diego too. so heres my version...

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Hey
B: Hey, 'sup?
A: koo, just got a job (maybe be followed up with "dawg" or "man")
B: tight.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.

A: hey, 'sup with da' math test?
B: ****ed me up dude.
A: dang.
B: I know.

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: foo, those are some biga** rims.
B: looks ****en sick man.
A: how much are they?
B: a ****en grip

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: ****, just broke up with my hina/chick/girl, crashed my ride, and i have some ****en bills i need to pay
B: **** dawg... lets get faded.
A: sure, whatever man.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: ****, this party is off the hook dude (tho i dont say this myself its typcial were i live).
B: glad i came pimpin' foo.
A: hells nah man.
B: diiick, **** you!

A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: I’m gonna cop some weed this weekend from this foo Sampson.
B: homie hooks me up when i buy a grip.
A: for real? think he'll hook me up too?

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

A: me and my friends are going to Denny’s; freaken starvin'
B: koo, let me roll wit' ya.
A: **** no, your a** is always broke b*tch!

 

[tabs]

I'm in Orange County (Cypress).

A: What’s up?
B: What’s goin’ on?
A: Not much, got a job the other day.
B: Awesome.

A: So, how was the math test?
B: Bad, pretty sure I bombed it.
A: Not good, man.
B: Yeah, no ****.

A: Those wheels are huge.
B: They’re OK.
A: How much do you think they cost?
B: Too much.

A: I just broke up with the girlfriend, crashed my car, and the bills are due.
B: That sucks. Let’s drink.
A: OK.

A: Wow, this place is packed.
B: Good thing I look good tonight.
A: Hahahaha. OK.
B: Go eat **** and die, asshole.

A: I need to buy more weed from Sampson this weekend.
B: He hooks it up if you buy a lot.
A: Sweet. I’ll ask him about it.

A: We’re heading out to Denny’s right now.
B: Cool, can I come?
A: NO, you suck and never pay.

 

[ND4SPD]

Here's my version. This one's coming from Good ole Canada, eh!

A: Hey.
B: Sup, what have you been up too lately?
A: Great, I got a job the other day eh?
B: Badass.

A: Hey, how'd you find the test?
B: It was a b*tch to do....
A: ****.
B: yep.

A: LOL, how retarded.
B: I think it looks cool.
A: How much do you think that costed?
B: A retarded amount of money.

A:I just broke up with that b*tch, and I ****ed my car up and the god damn bills are do eh?
B: That sucks ass eh, lets get drunk.
A: ****in eh!

A: There's tons of people here!
B: Good thing I wore something nice!
A: Ha, way to dress up F*gmo!
B: Shut up....

A: I'm gonna go buy some weed from sampson eh?
B: He gives me a discount the more dope I buy!.
A: No ****? I gotta go over to sampson!

A: We're going to denny's eh? We're all hungry
B: Sounds fun, can I hitch a ride with you guys there?
A: Haha, hells no! You never pay cheapwad!

 

[Omnis]

You canadians actually say LOL? What's that all aboot?

 

[CDailey]

Here's some North Florida slang for you...

A: hey
B: yo wassup?
A: not much dude, got a job the other day
B: sweet

A: was the math test hard?
B: hell yeah
A: dammit
B: yeah

A: those rimz are huge!
B: they look tight
A: how much you think they ran him?
B: more than i'd wanna pay

A: dude, i just broke up with my girlfriend, got in an accident, and my damn bills are due
B: sucks bro, lets go get wasted
A: a'ight

A: damn, there's a lot of people at this party
B: good thing we look pimp
A: your **** sucks
B: **** you

A: i'ma buy some weed from sam on saturday
B: he doesnt charge me full price when i buy a lot
A: for real? ill have to check into that

A: me 'n some buds are gonna go get some food; im starved
B: sweet, can i come?
A: no way, you're a mooch.

 

[ND4SPD]

You canadians actually say LOL? What's that all aboot?

Not that I know of, that was supposed to be me actually laughing out loud at something.

 

[Seanman]

Whoa, tabs, you live in Cypress? I live in Los Alamitos!

 

[Omnis]

Not that I know of, that was supposed to be me actually laughing out loud at something.

I'm just kidding, bro.

 

[tabs]

Whoa, tabs, you live in Cypress? I live in Los Alamitos!

Whoa, that is close. Cool. 👍 👍

 

[Z32]

my girl lives in cypress, did you go to pacifica too?