Ghost CI have a subscription to C&D, and I read this article. After laughing extremely hard for about fifteen minutes, I'll let you guys in on a secret. Those cars? They're not that fast. If you really believe the SRT-4 does 0-60 in 5.6 seconds, I've got some left handed screwdrivers and swampland in Florida I'll sell you.
The fact that Car & Driver can publish any of those 0-60 times with a straight face as the real, honest to god figures is amazing. Not as amazing as the people who believe it, but still amazing.
TwinTurboJayso....you suggesting they are publishing fruadulent findings ? And that they don't actually do the testing ?
Ghost CThey might actually do the testing, but the figures they publish are off.
TwinTurboJaybut on a lot of tests they also say, if you try to duplicate these #'s, you better be friends with your local service manager...not all of the time, but once in awhile.l
///M-SpecIf you can't match their times, then to put it blunty: it's your fault for sucking.
haha im from MI, i just asked if they get the integra because acura is a America only thing (i think its still Acura in canada, mexico, nicaragua, brazil, chile, and etc.?) that gets the rsx. everyone else gets the integra so i was just wondering. i still want to know if people in europe and the UK can just go and buy a new integra (DC5) straight off the lot.a6m5Hey, you called it an Integra! Where are you from?
///M-SpecSay someone watching comes along and asks us "so how fast does this car go?" Am I supposed to say "well, John here just did in 12 flat, but I suck and can only manage a 13.5, so 13.5 is what it'll do"??
Sounds ridiculous to me. Magazines should put their best drivers in the cars and go all out. If they correct for track conditions, they should tell you. If they feel that they have to abuse the car in order to get the runs, they should tell you (and they often do). If they feel the car is easy and consistant to drive fast, they should tell you that too.
If you can't match their times, then to put it blunty: it's your fault for sucking.
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EmohawkI'm quoting this again the next time Doug's arguing the other side.
Argue with me then, I don't recall you saying anything last time I took a stance on the issue (might have just missed it before whatever thread that was slipped into oblivion).M5PowerIt doesn't matter. His argument is flawed. I think he even knows it. I refuse to argue with him.
I would too. If I wanted my own acceleration time in my car I'd just go do it.M5PowerHe'd rather know what John Force's time in a car is than his own.
Ghost CI don't have a problem with professional drivers, at all. I have a problem with blatant lying and if you show me a professional driver that will make a ONE HUNDRED PERCENT COMPLETELY STOCK UNTOUCHED SRT-4 accelerate to 60 in 5.6 seconds on completely flat and level ground, I'll give you a cookie. But you can't, can you?
And there's no way to make my car, which I used as a comparison for their blatant crap, go any faster than a normal guy can make it go. It's an automatic and revving to it's peak torque and neutral dropping it will net you a whole lot of tire spin and nearly no forward motion - With stock tires. Which is why I said they might be able to attain their times on drag slicks.
(To prove my point about my car not being any faster with a professional driver, they tested the 0-60 in 7.4s, and got the same 7.4s result on their 5-60 test, which is just them mashing the throttle from a 5mph roll.)
nikyHmmm.... what numbers does an SRT4 get in other magazines?
EmohawkI would too. If I wanted my own acceleration time in my car I'd just go do it.
I'm with ///M on this one. I'll know what my time is when I get the car and start driving it. I'd rather know what the car is capable of than know what most people will probably do with the car. That's what really made me hate Consumer Retards.M5PowerIt doesn't matter. His argument is flawed. I think he even knows it. I refuse to argue with him. He'd rather know what John Force's time in a car is than his own.
///M-SpecIf you can't match their times, then to put it blunty: it's your fault for sucking. The car is what's being tested here, not your inept and feeble skills.
///M-SpecThe burden of proof isn't up to me.
If you want to say "that seems slightly faster than what's reasonable", I'd have no problems agreeing. I would have estimated 5.9-6.0 for the ACR, given it's 2980 lb curb weight and "230" hp. You could even go as far as to say C/D must have been given a ringer and I'd go along with that.
But what you're saying is that it's NOT POSSIBLE and that's C/D is LYING. Big difference in conjecture. It's one thing to be skeptical of a set of results from any test. It's another thing to say unequivocally that something is demonstrably untrue without so much as shred of evidence.
C/D's has 50 years of instrumented testing experience and a 1.75 mill circulation to back them up. If you want to debunk their times, I'd say it's up to you to prove it was falsified. Were you there? Did you see them cut a 6.6 but say, "oh hell with it, just take a second off because we really like Dodge."
Besides, what the heck do you expect me to do? Go buy and SRT-4, drive up to Michigan with someone who can drive it and show you in person? Gimme a break.
Why would this prove anything?
My Road & Track test summary shows 5.9 for a non-ACR. Their quarter mile time and trap speed is almost identical to C/D: 14.5 @ 98.4. (C/D shows 14.4 @ 98)
And BTW, Ghost, what you're doing is (as you've discovered) quite possibly the worst way to get your car to accelerate known to man. It's no surprise you are not impressed with the results.
I intend to find out how fast those SRT's really are on the street, in the real world, not under perfect conditions with professional drivers. I'll report back the results. And what is this about Michigan?
I'm with ///M on this one. I'll know what my time is when I get the car and start driving it.
So your problem is that the general populace is getting a false impression of how fast they can make their car go?M5PowerSaturn Ion Redline owners buy their vehicle under the false premise that it accelerates from 0 to 60 in 6.2 seconds.
EmohawkSo your problem is that the general populace is getting a false impression of how fast they can make their car go?
Be aware, this is the same general populace that must be warned that their coffee is hot and they shouldn't spill it on themselves. The same general populace who must be warned not to attempt to stop their chainsaw blades with their hands or genitals.
In what way 'not accurate'? Maybe not applicable or misleading, but accurate. Innaccurate is "It accelerates to a bazillion miles an hour in under a quarter of a second". As long as they're not cheating (taking the spare out, air filter off, etc.) the times they print are accurate, no matter how much (if at all) they obscure the fact that they use professional drivers pushing the vehicles to their absolute mechanical limit.M5Power... Therefore, the vast majority of human beings look to magazines for accurate data. And the vast majority of human beings simply don't find it there, though they're misled to believe they do.
The funny thing is that this thread is operating under the principle that, in fact, magazines' times are nearly impossible to replicate by the general public. We (including ///M-Spec) completely accept that. It's comical. Where the hell is journalistic accuracy?
M5Power
Except you can't really do that, can you? Unless you have some skilled measuring device, that is. There's nothing I hate more than inaccurate data, and Car & Driver is only accurate data for those who drive like the editors at Car & Driver. These are the same people who are responsible for fostering the complete outright lie that manual transmissions are faster than automatics.
Saturn Ion Redline owners buy their vehicle under the false premise that it accelerates from 0 to 60 in 6.2 seconds.