Strange restroom conversation

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"I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling."

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question, "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously.....

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

"
 
I have had that happen to me as well. I was in the Pheonix airport at the time going to Milwaukee. It turns out though, that he was talking to a guy anyway! Last time I take a bathroom break at an airport.
 
What's he doin' sitting on the can, talking on a phone?

How would you feel if you knew the guy you were on the line with was in the middle of a number two while you were busy detailing your holiday plans?
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
"I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling."

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question, "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously.....

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

"
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:lol::lol:
 
My dad once talked to a guy in a bathroom stall thinking it was me all along :lol:

But this has made me realise how out of hand this cell phone thing has gotten, now people have to talk while they're taking a crap? And I thought people talking on their phones in movie theatres was bad...
 
Guy on Phone: Hello? Yes honey, what did you say you wanted again?

Wife: Yeah i wanted the-

GoP: *Plop Plop*

Wife: With cheese

GoP: Ok then *plop plop* ill go *plop* it right now



:lol:
 
when i heard this conversation in a Hometown Buffet bathroom, i threw up







into the other guys stall:lol:


you know he was *plop plop* pissed:lol:
 

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