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dr_slump
Exaggeration as stylistic device.....yes, yes; always nice.

Don't forget that the "rush" holds on longer (only if you're doing it right, of course), but it's ok if you don't like it that much; opinions differ!

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Yep, like sex....
 
Hey, I'm PTK and I'm stuck up.
 
PTK
Hey, I'm PTK and I'm stuck up.
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This is how PTK feels.


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PTK
Hey, I'm PTK and I'm stuck up.
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Hello PTK. I am Miguel. I am trying to access the online tuning shop I hear of and have been told to seek you for guidance. I appreciate any help you give me.
 
Miguel Santos
Hello PTK. I am Miguel. I am trying to access the online tuning shop I hear of and have been told to seek you for guidance. I appreciate any help you give me.
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I'd like to set up a barter.. I will give you limited access to the OTS via my acct. for your most succulent clams.
 
PTK
I'd like to set up a barter.. I will give you limited access to the OTS via my acct. for your most succulent clams.
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You have deal my friend! I give you my sister's special recipe-steam clams in tomato sauce. It is very delicious and juicy. You need to wear bib to eat tomato sauce clam. Very messy, but oh so delicioso!
 
Miguel Santos
You have deal my friend! I give you my sister's special recipe-steam clams in tomato sauce. It is very delicious and juicy. You need to wear bib to eat tomato sauce clam. Very messy, but oh so delicioso!
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Your sisters tomato sauce clam? Is it aged? Not sure if interested :/
 
Aged to perfection. You cannot eat clams that isn't aged properly. It is in poor taste.
 
Miguel Santos
Aged to perfection. You cannot eat clams that isn't aged properly. It is in poor taste.
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Sounds good, but to make the deal even juicer, I want your grandmothers clam too..
 
Yes, my grandmother has ver juicy clam. But what more do I get in return for clam of my sister and grandmother? Perhaps some of your world famous meatballs?
 
Miguel Santos
Yes, my grandmother has ver juicy clam. But what more do I get in return for clam of my sister and grandmother? Perhaps some of your world famous meatballs?
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Well I can see why you would like more from me... My sausage business has been going extremely well, and it is more pleasurable for me when I sell my would famous sausage.. So I will add that to my end of the deal if you should accept...
 
PTK
Well I can see why you would like more from me... My sausage business has been going extremely well, and it is more pleasurable for me when I sell my would famous sausage.. So I will add that to my end of the deal if you should accept...
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Wonderful my friend. I accept! I am looking forward to shopping at online tuning shop and making fast cars! We should enjoy clams together for celebrate!
 
Miguel Santos
Wonderful my friend. I accept! I am looking forward to shopping at online tuning shop and making fast cars! We should enjoy clams together for celebrate!
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Yeaa man sounds good! The cali clams are the best though...

 
Miguel Santos
You have deal my friend! I give you my sister's special recipe-steam clams in tomato sauce. It is very delicious and juicy. You need to wear bib to eat tomato sauce clam. Very messy, but oh so delicioso!
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RLD
My aunt makes some mean BLUEberry WAFFLES......
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Wow lol I don't know what to say to that, I guess I'll agree with Kenny. That's wrong on more levels than the amount of floors the Burj Khalifa has. :lol:
 
Back on topic: Alot of people in rooms that are stuck up are people that got a decent tune from here or somewhere else and take credit for it. Think that being faster than someone makes them better than that person. It's sad that some people gauge their success in life by how well they can play a video game and need to put others down to feel better about themselves.
 
kennyblanco
Back on topic: Alot of people in rooms that are stuck up are people that got a decent tune from here or somewhere else and take credit for it. Think that being faster than someone makes them better than that person. It's sad that some people gauge their success in life by how well they can play a video game and need to put others down to feel better about themselves.
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Happened to me yesterday. Taught a Guy how to tune, got HUNDREDS of people PMing me saying that this dude is calling themselves the fastest drag racer in the world, and that no one could beat him. I had to silence him for good.
 
swara96
Happened to me yesterday. Taught a Guy how to tune, got HUNDREDS of people PMing me saying that this dude is calling themselves the fastest drag racer in the world, and that no one could beat him. I had to silence him for good.
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For good? Is he wearing a pair of concrete shoes?
 
kennyblanco
For good? Is he wearing a pair of concrete shoes?
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Hahahahaha.. my grandad has told me a few stories about a highway in NSW that he helped build :scared:
But people shouldn't be like that.. Sure I get cocky occasionally.. But I've said all along, if you can back up your words, then nothing is wrong with it..
 
Simple Matt
Hahahahaha.. my grandad has told me a few stories about a highway in NSW that he helped build :scared:
But people shouldn't be like that.. Sure I get cocky occasionally.. But I've said all along, if you can back up your words, then nothing is wrong with it..
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I never boast. It's just not in my nature.
 

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Okay. Maybe I boasted ONCE. But that was relatively a long time ago. You can ask the Hydro boys, I usually don't boast about my "tuning abilities"
 
Slashfan
That i s SO wrong lol
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Only way to get a forum back on topic is to get it waaay too far off topic :)

swara96
:lol:

Okay. Maybe I boasted ONCE. But that was relatively a long time ago. You can ask the Hydro boys, I usually don't boast about my "tuning abilities"
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Naw, look how modest your sig is, It's not like you're bragging about the fastest Black Edition, the fastest Spec-V, the fastest Aventador or anything...
 
RLD
Naw, look how modest your sig is, I don't see you bragging about the fastest Black Edition, the fastest Spec-V, the fastest Aventador...
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DLR fail... :lol:
 
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