Stupid/Idiotic Comments Are Cool!

[Ten]

*starts reciting the lyrics to "Bananaphone".*

 

[xcsti]

.....and that's why I'm afraid of clowns.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Okay who the hell brought this thread back from the dead?

Hey, that rhymes.

 

[PublicSecrecy]

i think Marilyn Monroe likes me

 

[Der Alta]

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

Best quote ever.

AO

 

[Event]

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

Best quote ever.

AO

👍

 

[PublicSecrecy]

omg that poor horse

 

[ND4SPD]

omg that poor horse

*Shudders, eww.

 

[Solid Lifters]

The doctor told me I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there.

 

[PublicSecrecy]

I feel like my ass is comming out of my mouth - Jeff
oh **** im imploding - jeff

 

[ND4SPD]

I feel like my ass is comming out of my mouth - Jeff
oh **** im imploding - jeff

W00t I'm being quoted! Once again.

 

[PublicSecrecy]

Hey guys lets go out for lunch!
Sure, lets get some vagina's!

-Jeff

 

[ND4SPD]

Hey guys lets go out for lunch!
Sure, lets get some vagina's!

-Jeff

God, I just love the stuff that comes outta my mouth.

 

[240Z]

unce-unce-unce-unce

 

[cardude2004]

This is a poor thread, why was it brought back up?

 

[240Z]

Because.

 

[VIPFREAK]

damn I got nothin...

 

[240Z]

I set a peanut on fire the other day.

 

[VIPFREAK]

I sniffed the fumes off my markers the other day.

 

[s13drifting]

i am deathly alergic to bullets and liquid drain-o.

 

[240Z]

Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like if I sat on 3 cats while eating steak-flavored Jell-o.

 

[s13drifting]

Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like if I sat on 3 cats while eating steak-flavored Jell-o.

lol thats awesome.

i wonder if it would hurt to fall off the top of the CN tower.... prob.... probly not.

 

[240Z]

I think soup should be spelled "S-U-P-E." You should think that, too.

 

[cardude2004]

lol thats awesome.

i wonder if it would hurt to fall off the top of the CN tower.... prob.... probly not.

It wouldn't hurt.

First of all, if you are stupid enough to jump off of the CN Tower, then you obviously don't have a brain. If you have no brain then you don't have pain.

Secondly, you would die as soon as you contact the ground, so you would never feel anything.

 

[VIPFREAK]

If you have no brain then you don't have pain.

Nice... 👍

 

[240Z]

So, if, theoretically, you lived in a country that supported euthanasia (or whatever), and someone wanted a painless death, you could just throw them off the CN Tower?

Painless death and free public entertainment?...We all win here!


How come you never see asparagus growing in someone's garden?

 

[PublicSecrecy]

sometimes i feel like noone i listening to me whenever I sing I Feel Like A Woman

 

[PublicSecrecy]

We all win here![/b]


How come you never see asparagus growing in someone's garden?

not the cleanup crews. you'd have flat person all over the place. a 6'4''/35'' person would be an 8'/40'' person. hyuk hyuk hyuk

 

[cardude2004]

So, if, theoretically, you lived in a country that supported euthanasia (or whatever), and someone wanted a painless death, you could just throw them off the CN Tower?

Painless death and free public entertainment?...We all win here!


How come you never see asparagus growing in someone's garden?

You must not live in a climate where asparagus (Asparagus officinalis) can grow, then again, I don't either.

All of the useless things that one may want to know about asparagus and more - http://www.asparagus.org/

 

[240Z]

The benefits obviously outweigh that. I am very civic-minded.