Stupid Platinum Contest

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ALthough Im not a poster
You cant blame me for trying to get closer
rubber sticks to help me turn
racing NSX could help me learn

the stealthy black car will complete
my NSX collection oh what a treat
in what is said to be a digital feat
fingers to our pixelated imaginary feet

All hail Gran Turismo from Tokyo to San Fransisco
It covers the world with its delights
and I can already see my face in your cars headlights
Celebrations well earned with a trophy much yearned

Trust me when I say Dark Ruffo
your car will remain forever in my garage
on my USB in little England and
It will be my pleasure to drive your car at my own leasure

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(tongues to arses in this rare opportunity to show our linguist skills along with our desires for a car many went to extra lengths to aquire).

Universal-Shot
 
Here's my first effort.

Now I need to work on the post count

Gran Turismo is Back

Gran Turismo is back
So I'm hitting the track
Can I win all the gold
Before I get old

Is it all about racing
Or experience chasing
please don't ever disparage
all the cars in my garage

Virtual rubber I'm burning
Twenty million I'm earning
it seems, so I'm finding
It's all coming from grinding

I've abandoned the bar
For a virtual car
All the best ones are black
Gran Turismo is back



PS I've never sold or traded anything either in GT5 or eBay, so you've no worries on that score
 
Scoring in touring cars,
Racing in style,
Revving through heavenly
Rubber torn miles.

Modded and rodded,
Cambered and slammed,
Fresh chromed, Gran Turismo'd,
A missile, but manned.

Race stripes and tail pipes
Sing from the back
Of screams from the dreams
Of a V8 in black

Blasting and drafting
Racing through curves
Take him on braking
And bring it home first.


Ebay? No way. I don't have any 'extra' cars for GT5 and I'd give my eye-teeth for this car... it would be going NOWHERE!.

Thanks for the opportunity and well done to the other entries - there are some worryingly good ones :D
 
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I can prove nobody will sell the car cos if they do you can activate the code dark, what better deterrant. (=
 
Can I be excused from the 250 post limit? I'm starting to go mad, posting any old crap. People will think I'm a troll.
 
Well the post count rule was to avoid multiple accounts or any passerby registering just to have a shot. Just stop flooding. I'll count you in.
 
Dark I can tell your not the kind of person to be won over by people saying they really want your car im just so over zealous, p.s I really want the car ;-)
 
here is my poem and remember i really want the car

I feel the speed I sense the car.
I go through the corner faster then before.
I feel the grip the black rubber provides me.
I am so confident: I know I going to win.

This is pure racing battling wheel to wheel.
I are sitting low in my car I can see the black carbon.
The car is new to me I got it from a friend I love it the NSX
I see the chequered flag ahead white and black.

I see my team they celebrate my driving.
The joy I feel through out my body.
I can see my car from the podum.
This is the best feeling winning on Monza.

I look down to my right and left to see the drivers I beat.
The crowd is celebrating even more I feel there passion.
I take the trophy and lift it up to the sky.
But then I realises this is just a game the Gran Turismo

sorry for my english :)
 
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competizione
here is my poem and remember i really want the car

I feel the speed I sense the car.
I go through the corner faster then before.
I feel the grip the black rubber provides me.
I am so confident: I know I going to win.

This is pure racing battling wheel to wheel.
I are sitting low in my car I can see the black carbon.
The car is new to me I got it from a friend I love it the NSX
I see the chequered flag ahead white and black.

I see my team they celebrate my driving.
The joy I feel through out my body.
I can see my car from the podum.
This is the best feeling winning on Monza.

I look down to my right and left to see the drivers I beat.
The crowd is celebrating even more I feel there passion.
I take the trophy and lift it up to the sky.
But then I realises this is just a game the Gran Turismo

sorry for my english :)
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Oh no you used other colours !!
 
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Gran Turismo what a game
Putting other driving sims to shame
I pop in the disc and crack open a beer
I feel the finish line getting near

Oh but first got to choose my car
Racing softs or racing hards
My decision is final and so it be
A victory coming to me

If it weren't for the Vettel
I'd still have my teeth
All that grinding
Getting the bronze was a real treat

At long last I start the race
Win or lose it don't matter
3 2 1 I set the pace
With each corner I get faster

The sun is setting at Tokyo
I won the race didn't you know
My friends calling me from the bar
Ps can I have the car
 
Mr. GYMKHANA_RYAN4, you can claim your prize at the nearest inbox.

The NSX GT500 Stealth is all yours.

And I couldn't leave without attempting one rhyme myself:

Like a child with his brand new toy,
I'm loading Gran Turismo is my found joy,
going through the menus I choose S2K,
black, red, purple or should I choose gray?

I start a race in a blink of an eye,
you aint gonna win it, do I have to tell you why?
The last light is about to go off,
You aint nothing to me, I'll show you what's tough

The race is heated but Im about to give it all
2nd for me is losing, only winning is my goal,
I take the lead, after watching you lose your car
the battle I have won, but what matters is the war

I see the finish line, it's just few turns away
I ain't just burning rubber, I came here to stay,
you choose your excuse or just blame it on the lag,
I'll taste the victory when I take the checkered flag.

I'm no native speaker but did the best I could.

Congratulations to the winner. And thanks everyone else for participating, I really liked your rhymes, It was though to choose just one. But don't go too far, I still have crazy Ideas and a few more codes.
 
I'd like to say thank you to dark ruffo for starting this contest. It's certainly helped to light up what has recently been a fairly bleak forum. I'll confirm that i've received the code and redeemed it without a problem. I'll try And post some pictures later on. Thanks to everyone else for making This an interesting, unique competition

Ryan
 
Well done, Gymkhana, and thanks for the comp Ruffo! Something a little different to cheer us up :D

I sweated to get four full verses according to the rules... and you caned me in a few lines! Good job :)

GYMKHANA_RYAN4
Racing on gran turismo
With oh so many nismos
My car is smashed
It's rubber trashed
The black paint mashed and bashed
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Here's mine one more time... just because I actually quite like it :D

TenEightyOne
Scoring in touring cars,
Racing in style,
Revving through heavenly
Rubber torn miles.

Modded and rodded,
Cambered and slammed,
Fresh chromed, Gran Turismo'd,
A missile, but manned.

Race stripes and tail pipes
Sing from the back
Of screams from the dreams
Of a V8 in black

Blasting and drafting
Racing through curves
Take him on braking
And bring it home first.
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Congratulations mate:)
Hey Dark_Ruffo, keep those contests coming, maybe I will have more luck next time;)
Nuestros Hermanos:cheers:
 
TenEightyOne
Well done, Gymkhana, and thanks for the comp Ruffo! Something a little different to cheer us up :D

I sweated to get four full verses according to the rules... and you caned me in a few lines! Good job :)



Here's mine one more time... just because I actually quite like it :D
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His entry was this, a few post after:

Now lined up, and ready to start
This ain't no race for crappy karts
As drivers look from car to car
The sun begins to melt the tar

As burning rubber hits the track
The smoke behind us the darkest black
I kick the car in to a drift
I keep my faith and never lift

I'm Fighting for the Racing Line
The gap to pass is way to fine
I slice my way straight through the pack
Now I'm set to full attack

The end is near, it's to close to call
Now's my time to give it all
I 've crossed the line, I had the pace
On Gran Turismo, I've won the race.
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The highlighted part is what really caught my eye. Those are really good lines, a really good philosophy. And overall the rhyme is really catchy, it has an inherent rhythm. Yours was really good too.
 

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