Stupidity at its greatest

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If it is at all possible, would one of you please enlighten me: What drives the male (*cough* Idiot! *cough*) community to do crazy, stupid things? (You all think girls are complex....just walk around in my shoes!!!) Why would anyone want to pee on an electric fence? Or here's another one: What is so cool about boobs?

Could someone PLEASE shine a little light on the subject?:irked:
 
The male community? I'm male and I don't do any of those things. In fact I think those who do are morons. I think you meant "the idiot community".
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
Why would anyone want to pee on an electric fence? Or here's another one: What is so cool about boobs?

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To see if it hurts. What is so cool about boobs? Are you joking?!
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A good example of stupidity would be this thread.:rolleyes:
 
Or... you could let all men behave stupid and take over the world.

Do I really have to do all of your thinking?

I thought your intellect was beyond us.
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
School...why?:confused:
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Why? Because I think those are the lamest examples of so-called male-stupidity ever.
 
This is a typical girl thread.

What is so cool about boobs?! SAVE ME JEBUS!!

You said it best josh, this is a good example of stupidity
 
I'm glad we can still count on little Nicky here to come in and suckerpunch the rest of us with yet another great quote! Well done, buddy!

I'm not even being sarcastic!
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
Why? Because I think those are the lamest examples of so-called male-stupidity ever.
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You want different examples? Then HERE!: Wet T-shirt contests, Cow tipping, (abusing animals in general), beer, setting things on fire, practical jokes (which I must say are usually funny as ****)
Oh and the whole boobs thing: I think you're obsessed because YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by Raptor65
This is a typical girl thread.

What is so cool about boobs?! SAVE ME JEBUS!!

You said it best josh, this is a good example of stupidity
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Well if it's so stupid then why can't you explain it? HMMM?
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
Wet T-shirt contests
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Not to spoil your fun or anything, but wet T-shirt participants are - in fact - women.

Cow tipping
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Yeeha! Welcome to amish country!

(abusing animals in general)
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How the hell did you get that to actually sound dirty?!

beer
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[size=-2]A fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and flavored with hops.
A fermented beverage brewed by traditional methods that is then dealcoholized so that the finished product contains no more than 0.5 percent alcohol.
A carbonated beverage produced by a method in which the fermentation process is either circumvented or altered, resulting in a finished product having an alcohol content of no more than 0.01 percent.
A beverage made from extracts of roots and plants: birch beer.
A serving of one of these beverages[/size]

setting things on fire
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Like camp fires?

practical jokes (which I must say are usually funny as ****)
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Let me answer that with another quote, being:

which I must say are usually funny as four stars
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Oh and the whole boobs thing: I think you're obsessed because YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!!!!!
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Did you just turn 11, or what? :odd:
 
TarnishedAngel5,

I don't want to be a spoil-sport but I will anyway... these threads seem to be a ploy for you to get attention (and non needy females who can see right through you agree). This forum was essentially asexual until you showed up and started throwing innuendo around all the time. Boys may find it titilating but I find it annoying and immature. Asking what is so cool about boobs is pandering to the lowest common denominator and you know it. This is why your pointless threads end up with a hundred pointless posts in an hour. Congratulations. You've figured out boys like boobs. Being female does not exempt you from being called on your stupidity, though. I'd rather read Allah Allmighty's threads over your inane drivel. Why don't stop starting a new thread every time you need attention. Hm?

I already know a bunch of little men will come running to defend your honor because having a girl around here saying "boobs" and making suggestive posts makes their pubescent day. Whatever.
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
Well if it's so stupid then why can't you explain it? HMMM?
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Explain what?!

You're clearly drunk, so stop posting already.
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
If it is at all possible, would one of you please enlighten me: What drives the male (*cough* Idiot! *cough*) community to do crazy, stupid things? (You all think girls are complex....just walk around in my shoes!!!) Why would anyone want to pee on an electric fence? Or here's another one: What is so cool about boobs?

Could someone PLEASE shine a little light on the subject?:irked:
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Anyone who's ever peed on an electric fence will never do it again.
As for boobs, we don't have them. Y'all do. That pretty much covers it for Western men.
Women are complex to men, because we're simple.
You cover Maslow's "hierarchy of needs", we're cool.
We really only need to fed and have our backs scratched, and you get whatever you want.
For us, we have to get flowers, (why? they'll die in two days!)
We have to spend a certain amount on the engagement ring, so your friends will respect us.
We have to be ready to be awakened at 2 AM for a philosophical discussion on why I shouldn't be self-conscious about going out to get you "feminine products."
And you want to know why we like boobs?:lol:
 
Originally posted by milefile
TarnishedAngel5,

I don't want to be a spoil-sport but I will anyway... these threads seem to be a ploy for you to get attention (and non needy females who can see right through you agree). This forum was essentially asexual until you showed up and started throwing innuendo around all the time. Boys may find it titilating but I find it annoying and immature. Asking what is so cool about boobs is pandering to the lowest common denominator and you know it. This is why your pointless threads end up with a hundred pointless posts in an hour. Congratulations. You've figured out boys like boobs. Being female does not exempt you from being called on your stupidity, though. I'd rather read Allah Allmighty's threads over your inane drivel. Why don't stop starting a new thread every time you need attention. Hm?

I already know a bunch of little men will come running to defend your honor because having a girl around here saying "boobs" and making suggestive posts makes their pubescent day. Whatever.
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amen i thi/\/k she is allah. btw my /\/ key do/\/t work
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
(You all think girls are complex....just walk around in my shoes!!!)
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At least you have a correct self image. It says a lot when someone understands that they are a simpleton.
 
Originally posted by Gil
Anyone who's ever peed on an electric fence will never do it again.
As for boobs, we don't have them. Y'all do. That pretty much covers it for Western men.
In some countries, breasts are not the focal point.
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in america it is :odd:

hey my n key works!!
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
I'm glad we can still count on little Nicky here to come in and suckerpunch the rest of us with yet another great quote! Well done, buddy!

I'm not even being sarcastic!
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call me stupid or whatever. But was that said in a good or bad way? :odd: :lol: sure seemed bad to me :p
 
Some men have a biological or cultural, take your pick, attraction to the female breast. It is like part of a whole. Some forms are more beautiful than others.

In short, it's a natural attraction.

And if you are wondering why some yell "boobies." it's because they have the minds of kindergartners or are just goofing off.
 
We also have an attraction to butts, bellies and legs.

And, isn't keeping awful boy bands in business a bigger issue than breasts. Have you teen girls not done enough?!
 
Originally posted by Talentless
Some men have a biological or cultural, take your pick, attraction to the female breast. It is like part of a whole. Some forms are more beautiful than others.

In short, it's a natural attraction.

And if you are wondering why some yell "boobies." it's because they have the minds of kindergartners or are just goofing off.
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But.....But....Boobs are good. ;)
 
Originally posted by Talentless


And, isn't keeping awful boy bands in business a bigger issue than breasts. Have you teen girls not done enough?!
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Now there's a real problem!
 
If I put what I like it'd be "offensive" :rolleyes:. But I'll settle for a nice ass since it's as close as you'll get in public. Unless you're very daring.
 
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