Stupidity at its greatest

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Originally posted by Talentless
We also have an attraction to butts, bellies and legs.

And, isn't keeping awful boy bands in business a bigger issue than breasts. Have you teen girls not done enough?!
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I like butts,boobs(of course),and bellies. The legs can't be fatty must be firm ;).

IMO boy bands are girls with a sex change. Maby not even that.


EDIT:damit what was i thinking?
 
ATTENTION: For those of you who oppose me, shove it. Because I did have a reasons for starting this thread:
No. 1: To laugh
No. 2: To laugh
No. 3: Because I truly just wanted to know!

Anyway, I know there will be many who will try to reduce me to dust with their hateful words, but as one of my favorite songs goes "You gotta roll with punches." and I intend to get back up on my feet every single time.
 
Originally posted by Gil
Anyone who's ever peed on an electric fence will never do it again.
As for boobs, we don't have them. Y'all do. That pretty much covers it for Western men.
Women are complex to men, because we're simple.
You cover Maslow's "hierarchy of needs", we're cool.
We really only need to fed and have our backs scratched, and you get whatever you want.
For us, we have to get flowers, (why? they'll die in two days!)
We have to spend a certain amount on the engagement ring, so your friends will respect us.
We have to be ready to be awakened at 2 AM for a philosophical discussion on why I shouldn't be self-conscious about going out to get you "feminine products."
And you want to know why we like boobs?:lol:
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I don't mean to dis.
You answer my questions. I'll answer yours.
 
Perhaps millions of terrorist sympathizers (little girls) helped Britney Spears have a successful career, which should not have gone passed that oops song, or ended earlier. Britney Ben Hurtin Mi-Alladin will surely launch another attack soon. We'll be in Orange Alert too soon.

Do not undermine our country.
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
ATTENTION: For those of you who oppose me, shove it. Because I did have a reasons for starting this thread:
No. 1: To laugh
No. 2: To laugh
No. 3: Because I truly just wanted to know!

Anyway, I know there will be many who will try to reduce me to dust with their hateful words, but as one of my favorite songs goes "You gotta roll with punches." and I intend to get back up on my feet every single time.
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you keep dooing that, mmk. Now we need to get that little button called BAN in here.
 
To put it simply, your humor is of an obscure kind. It may be that we are men, but the question looked somewhat serious.
 
TarnishedAngel5,
Before you make generalizations and call every male stupid, you might want to stop making spelling/grammar mistakes in your posts. By the way, sometimes it's FUN to act stupid and immature every once in awhile, you should know. Aren't there some kind of femenist message boards somewhere where you can post all of this crap about how stupid all men are?
 
I think milefile really explains this thread very well on the first page. I totally agree.

If you a haven't read what he said maybe you should turn back to page 1 and read it. I think i'll go read it again.
 
Originally posted by SublimeDood10
TarnishedAngel5,
Before you make generalizations and call every male stupid, you might want to stop making spelling/grammar mistakes in your posts. By the way, sometimes it's FUN to act stupid and immature every once in awhile, you should know. Aren't there some kind of femenist message boards somewhere where you can post all of this crap about how stupid all men are?
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We wish.
 
Originally posted by SublimeDood10
Aren't there some kind of femenist message boards somewhere where you can post all of this crap about how stupid all men are?
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Of course there are. But that wouldn't be fun, now would it? To complain to a whole bunch of PMSing girls who are already pissed off at the male population? UH UH, no way. Not my idea of a good time.
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
You want different examples? Then HERE!: Wet T-shirt contests, Cow tipping, (abusing animals in general), beer, setting things on fire, practical jokes (which I must say are usually funny as ****)
Oh and the whole boobs thing: I think you're obsessed because YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!!!!!
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Wet t-shirt contests are made up of voluntary females. It's not like we're forcing them to entertain us. Cow tipping? I didn't know anyone actually did that, but who's to say only men do it? Beer? Women drink too. Setting things on fire? Women also do that. Practical jokes? Yeah, they do those too.

I've seen your picture - you don't either.
 
Dang, milefile you alway post what i want to say before i get the chance. I just burst out laughing when i read that.
 
Originally posted by Josh
Wet t-shirt contests are made up of voluntary females. It's not like we're forcing them to entertain us. Cow tipping? I didn't know anyone actually did that, but who's to say only men do it? Beer? Women drink too. Setting things on fire? Women also do that. Practical jokes? Yeah, they do those too.

I've seen your picture - you don't either.
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Damn Straight!
 
And a more enterprising girl might find a way to make money with such bigguns. You know, to cover operating expenses.
 
Originally posted by milefile
And a more enterprising girl might find a way to make money with such bigguns. You know, to cover operating expenses.
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1: My parents would kill me
2: I refuse to sell my body to anyone for any reason.
3: I'm only 15. Can't get a good job yet.
 
I want my 5 minutes back. This thread should have been closed/deleted 2 days ago. First it was just about opinions, now everyone's taking a piss at each other.
 
Viperman, you should try posting more than one word at a time.

Yep.
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
I want my 5 minutes back. This thread should have been closed/deleted 2 days ago. First it was just about opinions, now everyone's taking a piss at each other.
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What he said.
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
1: My parents would kill me
2: I refuse to sell my body to anyone for any reason.
3: I'm only 15. Can't get a good job yet.
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Then quit complaining.
 
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