Sucking water into space....

[Klostrophobic]

What about an alternative plan where we fill footballs with ocean water and have Jeff George circa 1995 throw them into orbit? Sure, this would also require the use of timetravel and copious amounts of pigskin, but I think it would work.

 

[Omnis]

We could harvest the moon to create higher land.

 

[Blake]

 

[Tornado]

We should call the Combine.

 

[nk4e]

We should call the Combine.

Could it be possible to make a fortified base with Earth? Though that the Combine will solve every human error within 7 hours.

 

[Keef]

Even if I got paid as much as Clarkson, you couldn't force me to come up with ideas as stupid as what he comes up with, and all for entertainment's sake.

 

[Omnis]

Clarkson has the life.

And he's tall so no need to worry about the floody floody.