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no offense, of course... 
A man is speeding down the road, when a cop with a radar gun jumps out from behind a bush and stops him. He's asking the guy his information, age, etc, and asks him what he does for a living."I'm an anus stretcher." He says.
"A what?" Asks the cop, "What the hell is an anus stretcher?"
"Well, I stretch anuses. First I take my fingers and put them in, wiggle them around until I can fit my whole hands in there. I keep stretching until I get my feet in, then I keep pulling until the anus gets to about 6 feet."
"And what would someone do with a 6 foot anus?" The cop asked.
"Stick it behind a bush and give it a radar gun."
strangely, anus felt more PG-13 than A**hole, if you see what i mean...
A man is speeding down the road, when a cop with a radar gun jumps out from behind a bush and stops him. He's asking the guy his information, age, etc, and asks him what he does for a living."I'm an anus stretcher." He says.
"A what?" Asks the cop, "What the hell is an anus stretcher?"
"Well, I stretch anuses. First I take my fingers and put them in, wiggle them around until I can fit my whole hands in there. I keep stretching until I get my feet in, then I keep pulling until the anus gets to about 6 feet."
"And what would someone do with a 6 foot anus?" The cop asked.
"Stick it behind a bush and give it a radar gun."
strangely, anus felt more PG-13 than A**hole, if you see what i mean...
