The BEST DUMB BLONDE JOKES!!!!!

[Rice Rocketeer]

these are the best of the best....

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

 

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.

 

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Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.

 

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Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.

 

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Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

 

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

 

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Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
A: Opens the car door.

 

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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

 

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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They are both screwed when they're on their back.

 

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Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?
A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.

 

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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

 

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Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra?
A: Thanks for the refill.

 

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Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

 

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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

whoever voted a one for this thread obviously has no sense of humor...

i feel bad for that kid cuz he probably has no friends whatsoever...