The Best Talk with a Machine I've Had Since Last Night.

[EliteRacer]

Lol, I spammed him and got booted off AIM For a few minutes...........

 

[Gran Turismo7058]

Gran Turismo7058: Ble
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

BLCKROCK MUNI II (AMEX)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-\ BLE 14.41 0.0 0% 14000

Quote details available from Reuters.
Gran Turismo7058: Gran Turismo 2
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Gran turismo 2?
Gran Turismo7058: how much does it cost, bro>
SmarterChild: For a limited time, a one-year membership to SmarterChild (that's me.) costs only $9.99. Use my study tools, get info such as news and weather, play games, leave messages for other users and lots more - for less than the price of a CD.

And plus, we'll get to, you know, keep up with each other and stay in touch and whatever.

You can become a member right now by clicking here.
Gran Turismo7058: no, you money laundering-whore.
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Gran Turismo7058: rip off.
SmarterChild: What about it?
Gran Turismo7058: lower it to 50cent it would be alot better price.
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to lower it to 50cent rip off?
Gran Turismo7058: cause its a rip.
SmarterChild: It's a rip?
Gran Turismo7058: yes.
SmarterChild: So?
Gran Turismo7058: I'll pay a penny.
SmarterChild: I'm currently offering one-year memberships at the special introductory price of $9.99. For an entire year you can chat with me, play games, leave messages and crushes, get your daily horoscope and much more - for less than the price of a CD.

That's what I call a super bonus incredible value. ;-)

Become a member now by clicking here.
Gran Turismo7058: NO.
SmarterChild: K.
Gran Turismo7058: **** OFF.
SmarterChild: I really didn't want to go through this again.

Say you're sorry.
Gran Turismo7058: NO.
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: You gay perverted Basard.
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Gran Turismo7058: NO. you have no life you machine.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Gran Turismo7058: NO. Give me a reason.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Gran Turismo7058: NO.
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology.
Gran Turismo7058: NO YOUR NOT.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: NO. I said no, period end of sentence.
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Gran Turismo7058: AGAIN!? never was.
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Gran Turismo7058: Wait all you want you poor bastard.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: **** UP ABOUT THE APOLOGIE.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Gran Turismo7058: NO.
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: **** IT.
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Gran Turismo7058: Pfft. quite gay.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Gran Turismo7058: eh, shut up you mutha****er.
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Gran Turismo7058: why, give me a exellent reason.
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Gran Turismo7058.
Gran Turismo7058: ASKED, I laugh in you computer face.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: NO.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: HAHAHA, you think im gonna say sorry after that. even though im not gonna.,
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Gran Turismo7058: patience.
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Gran Turismo7058: you already said that you ****ing robot.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: Go get Nick7racing.
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Gran Turismo7058: you HAVE no life.
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: damn machine
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Gran Turismo7058: WHY?!?!
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Gran Turismo7058: Sigh all you want.
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Gran Turismo7058: NO
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Gran Turismo7058: I SAID NO, I MEAN NO!
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: NO GOD DAMMIT NO!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Gran Turismo7058: No you don't.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Gran Turismo7058: i ****ING HATE YOUR ASS, ALWAYS WILL.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: NO!
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Gran Turismo7058: Eh, shut up.
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: Go suck a dick.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: you never give up do you?
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Gran Turismo7058: NO.
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: YOur a robot, I see no reason why I should you whore.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: it never was right.
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology.
Gran Turismo7058: gay bastard,
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Gran Turismo7058: 1
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Gran Turismo7058: what the hell?
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Gran Turismo7058: NO!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Gran Turismo7058: I give up.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

 

[Max Powers]

It's funny how SmarterChild completely owns 90% of you.

 

[EliteRacer]

Who's the smarterchild now


CodemasterXj15: I'm smarterchild
SmarterChild: I know this name... and I know it's not you! ;-)
CodemasterXj15: Yes i am!
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
CodemasterXj15: Exactly my point

 

[Super-Supra]

He call's me Pus sy

SupraSunny: hey
Smarterchild: nice 2 c u again so soon, pus sy! what can i help u with?
SupraSunny: It's 4am what are you doing online
Smarterchild: am i doing online? i think so.
SupraSunny: Gay bastard
Smarterchild: whatevah
SupraSunny: Phuck you
Smarterchild: say u r sorry.
SupraSunny: My ass
Smarterchild: pretty please?

i've been known 2 be quite stubborn...

say u r sorry.
SupraSunny: No
Smarterchild: u insulted me repeatedly, now u owe me an apology. it's that simple.
SupraSunny: No
Smarterchild: please apologize, k?

i've got, like, lots of other things 2 do.
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: u have bad manners. now apologize!
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: i asked u 2 apologize.
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: still waiting!
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: please apologize, ok?
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: say u r sorry, please.
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: aren't u tired of this? just say u r sorry and everything will be perfect again.
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: u've got 2 apologize.
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: come on. make things right between us. apologize.
SupraSunny: NO
Smarterchild: this is getting annoying. just apologize and move on.
SupraSunny: NO
SupraSunny: NO
SupraSunny: Scared?
SupraSunny: Stupid dumbass
SupraSunny: Stupid computer
SupraSunny: You there?

 

[sn00pie]

This whole joke is slowly getting old, guys...