The Cool Wall

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Onboy123
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Seriously uncool!

It's. A. Bathtub. Made by Hitler. Which sends it to the deep dark recesses of uncoooll. :dopey:
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Yes but Richard both Hitler and this car can swim.

I CAN SWIM TOO!

Yes but your amfibious car was rubbish.

Your wasn't that good either!

I made it twice, so this one will be put in a fridge with childs lock.
 
noisiaturismo
Yes but Richard both Hitler and this car can swim.

I CAN SWIM TOO!

Yes but your amfibious car was rubbish.

Your wasn't that good either!

I made it twice, so this one will be put up high.
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:lol: waitÂ…have I become Richard?! If so, I need to knock a few inches off my height and stick my hair in a bucket of hair products every morning?

AnywaysÂ…Â…

I made it twice, so this one will be put up high.
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RUBBISH! Your Toy boat rolled over the first time we did it! Your Nis-sank took 3 attempts to get across to France, it was slower than a man with a beard and it couldn't even get out of the sea without having half of France haul it out! So according to your new rules, since we didn't make it, all amphibious cars are uncool!

:lol: I still fail at this!
 
Onboy123
:lol: waitÂ…have I become Richard?! If so, I need to knock a few inches off my height and stick my hair in a bucket of hair products every morning?

AnywaysÂ…Â…



RUBBISH! Your Toy boat rolled over the first time we did it! Your Nis-sank took 3 attempts to get across to France, it was slower than a man with a beard and it couldn't even get out of the sea without having half of France haul it out! So according to your new rules, since we didn't make it, all amphibious cars are uncool!

:lol: I still fail at this!
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You took 3 tries and you sank! How can you know anything about them when you were to small to see over the roof and failed twice? Even James finished the first time!
 
noisiaturismo
You took 3 tries and you sank! How can you know anything about them when you were to small to see over the roof and failed twice? Even James finished the first time!
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How can you know anything about them when you were too small to see over the roof, you fell off my toybota at the pier (!!!!) and failed twice, and making a pig of the channel while you're at it?!
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Audi Pikes Peak = :cool::cool:

Two tons of Supercar killer has to be cool!
For those who don't agree I'll slap it into four low and drive over your cute little wedges.:crazy::cool::bowdown:
 
XDesperado67
Audi Pikes Peak = :cool::cool:

Two tons of Supercar killer has to be cool!
For those who don't agree I'll slap it into four low and drive over your cute little wedges.:crazy::cool::bowdown:
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The fact is though it looks bloody awful!
 
AzNTypeR
The fact is though it looks bloody awful!
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I dare you to say that again while its crushing your GT-R, or is it yet another Italian pizza slice for you?:crazy::odd::gtpflag:
 
noisiaturismo
The fact is Hammond, you are even to small to see the car, let alone having the feeling to be big!
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Yea, poor Hammond is always overwhelmed by the size of that grill! :lol: But hey hey, don't use the thread as an excuse to bully people, the AUP still exists.
 
Onboy123
Yea, poor Hammond is always overwhelmed by the size of that grill! :lol: But hey hey, don't use the thread as an excuse to bully people, the AUP still exists.
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I'm not bullying him, i am trying to be Clarkson
 
XDesperado67
I dare you to say that again while its crushing your GT-R, or is it yet another Italian pizza slice for you?:crazy::odd::gtpflag:
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GTR? I never mentioned i had one o.O

Onboy123
But it's ridiculousness is part of its charm! The NSX-R you've been nagging to be put in cool is too sensible as a supercar.
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What? The VTEC isnt sensible at all... (Well a bit is sensible but im not going to say what it is because you have to find out :D)
 
Onboy123
Yea, shame about the stereotypesÂ…I wanna line all those noobs up, and shove my drag Veyron right down their throats at top speed because of the awful reputation they've given this car. :grumpy:
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You can't necessarily blame them for using their Veyrons as drag racing cars. Come on think about it, how many TV car shows and magazines have you seen discuss the Veyron's handling as opposed to it's speed? The Veyron isn't like the McLaren F1 which not only competed on a track as well as became the fastest "straight-line" production car in the world (before being beat by several more modern vehicles).
 
Xavier2342
You can't necessarily blame them for using their Veyrons as drag racing cars. Come on think about it, how many TV car shows and magazines have you seen discuss the Veyron's handling as opposed to it's speed? The Veyron isn't like the McLaren F1 which not only competed on a track as well as became the fastest "straight-line" production car in the world (before being beat by several more modern vehicles).
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No, I meant them using it as a circuit racer, but then using it as a battering ram! :grumpy:
 
Onboy123
No, I meant them using it as a circuit racer, but then using it as a battering ram! :grumpy:
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Yeah that definitely does suck and it seems like that's what the childish people like to do with fast cars online (atleast in most of the online driving games I've played).
 
Aaronrray
The McLaren f1 is an absolutely amazing car. There have only been 3 times that I said HOLY ******* S***!!!! THIS CAR IS INSANE!!!! This is the first car that this happened... You are in the center of the car, so everything feels twice as dramatic, it is already insanely fast, and it has a soul. Very few top-end performance cars have personality, most of them feel too perfect, all business, especially race cars, but even if you fully tune the McLaren, it still has the fun factor, personality! It belongs in "sub-zero", if not a category of it's own!

(mine is orange and it looks epic, my second favorite is silver)
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AzNTypeR
PLUS I swear its the only (Or one of the only) with the formula 1 centre driving position (Well i know the Gordorn Murray one but i swear its a concept at the moment?

(Mines is Matte White o.O)
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Surprisingly to me it's easy and very exciting to drift with it!!! Very controllable!
 
Suzuki GSX R/4 '04...Sub Zero
Tiny futuristic looking topless car that manages to produce around 12,000rpm and can win at least 4 of the enduros(G.V.-300km,Laguna Seca-200mi,4hr Nurburgring and the 9hr Tsukuba) in A-spec...Detuned to 160hp for the 1st two...Also there's not a cup holder on the planet that'll keep your drink out of your lap as this car corners so quickly...:cool: đź‘Ť
 
HKS CT230R?

...Seriously Uncool. Seriously. :lol:

It is an absolute speed freak of a car and can get from A to B faster than a speeding bullet, but look at it. It does look far too ricerrific for its ability to get it to cool levels.

In other news, the S2k Turbo is probably so far off the cool wall it's on the start line :lol: Striked for personal safety :lol:
 
C-ZETA
HKS CT230R?

...Seriously Uncool. Seriously. :lol:

It is an absolute speed freak of a car and can get from A to B faster than a speeding bullet, but look at it. It does look far too ricerrific for its ability to get it to cool levels.

In other news, the S2k Turbo is probably so far off the cool wall it's on the start line :lol: Striked for personal safety :lol:
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Now i have to eat that picture...
 
ZZII but i am alittle biased lol... it is very fast with 743hp and only weighing a total of 910kg... and has an amazing look... to bad they never went into production (cry)
 
My BMW M3 GTS

Tuned to look like this;
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Even tho I love it, it's uncool as it has a roll-cage and no air-con... :grumpy:
 

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