The Daily Mail Headline Generator

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http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
Use this website to generate your own Daily Mail headlines. Keep clicking refresh.
About 1 in 3 will make me laugh out loud.
The Daily Mail is a UK paper renowned for it's vile sentiment and rubbish news, just like quite a few other UK tabloids really.

So far I like "IS CANCER TURNING YOU GAY?"
"WILL MUSLIMS GIVE MIDDLE BRITAIN SWINE FLU?"
"ARE SINGLE MOTHERS HURTING BRITAIN'S SWANS?"
 
So basically it makes fun of fat people, gay people and the French.

Pass.
 
No it doesn't make fun, it is racist, homophobic and makes dubious scientific claims for all sorts of things, mostly cancer. And it makes politics out of nothing.
It is very important to make fun out of the Daily Mail. I think the reference is lost on you TB, the Daily Mail takes itself very seriously and influences quite a lot of the population of the UK.


"HAS FACEBOOK MADE TAXPAYERS OBESE?"
"COULD TEENAGE SEX INFECT THE CHURCH WITH AIDS?"
:)
 
TB
So basically it makes fun of fat people, gay people and the French.

Pass.
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I think you may have missed the point here. The Daily Mail is know for outrageous fearmongering headlines. Think Fox News or Dotini. :)
 
TB
So basically it makes fun of fat people, gay people and the French.

Pass.
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As Dunc says, the Daily Mail is notorious for hating everyone who isn't a straight, white, middle-class Christian male. They have a tendency to blame everything on an arbitrary minority.

'COULD THE INTERNET MAKE BRITAIN'S SWANS OBESE?'

'WILL THE UNEMPLOYED TURN YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?'

This is fun!
 
DQuaN
I think you may have missed the point here. The Daily Mail is know for outrageous fearmongering headlines. Think Fox News or Dotini. :)
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I've turned over a new leaf and canceled my subscription to the Daily Mail. I'm now the voice of probity, rectitude and somnambulism. :sly:
 
These are rediculous!

"WILL RIP-OFF BRITAIN GIVE HOUSE PRICES SWINE FLU?"

"COULD CYCLISTS DEFRAUD YOUR HOUSE?"

"COULD GYPSIES GIVE YOUR PENSION CANCER?"

This really is just like the Daily Mail.
 
It would only be better if it generated a Picture...

My most dissimilar Quote: HAVE LESBIANS BURGLED THE CHURCH?

:odd::lol:
 
This is brilliant :lol:

"WILL HOODIES DESTROY BRITAIN'S SWANS?"

Somehow, I don't think so :sly:

"COULD FEMINISM HURT CLIFF RICHARD?" :lol:
 
I honestly withthink a number of those headlines, you wouldn't actually glance twice at if you saw them on the front page of the daily mail.
 
Who needs to make them up!

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The world sure is a scary place for Daily Wail Mail readers. Probably why they just stay indoors twitching their curtains instead.
 
DQuaN
I think you may have missed the point here. The Daily Mail is know for outrageous fearmongering headlines. Think Fox News or Dotini. :)
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Danny
As Dunc says, the Daily Mail is notorious for hating everyone who isn't a straight, white, middle-class Christian male. They have a tendency to blame everything on an arbitrary minority.
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Must be a UK thing. The US would never make fun of minorities or blow things out of proportion.
 
daan
Are paedophiles giving cliff richard cancer?
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If only.

EDIT: Some generated headlines.

ARE GAYS HAVING SEX WITH DRIVERS?
WILL CHANNEL 4 GIVE YOUR HOUSE CANCER?
IS TEENAGE SEX KILLING BRITAIN'S SWANS?
 
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TB
Must be a UK thing. The US would never make fun of minorities or blow things out of proportion.
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You may have missed the point again, it's not making fun, it's an entirely serious newspaper. It is meant to provoke reaction. A reaction to things which might be against British interests.
I feel you may think the the headline generator is part of the Daily Mail, it is not, it's a separate fun/satirical website that mocks the Daily Mail by generating random headlines which reflect the papers ethic.
 
HAS FILTH ON TELEVISION MOLESTED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
WILL YOBS TAX THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
ARE FOXES CHEATING BRITAIN'S FARMERS?
HAS FEMINISM DEVALUED YOUR DAUGHTERS?
COULD THE FRENCH KILL YOUR CHILDREN?

I think it is a pretty accurate tool:)
 

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