The Daily Mail Headline Generator

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Could lesbians molest your daughters?

Anyway, here's a quote from that site you linked,

WILL CYCLISTS MAKE MIDDLE BRITAIN OBESE?
 
Stevisiov
I honestly withthink a number of those headlines, you wouldn't actually glance twice at if you saw them on the front page of the daily mail.
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There's also a link to a script which can display these generated headlines on the daily mail website. Should be good to wind up friends with.
 
If someone planted a real headline here, I dont know whether I would spot it



granturismite
HA! It's just like the Daily Telegraph (Sydney paper full of bull:censored:)
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Thats the closest we have, but the Daily Mail is a whole different kettle of fish.

news.com.au (which runs online versions of the Tele, Melb Herald etc) headlines are good for a laugh sometimes too
 
Here's some:

Have hoodies killed you children?
Will Twitter have sex with taxpayers' money?
Could binge drinking ruin the Church?
 
WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION STEAL THE IDENTITY OF YOUR PETS?
ARE YOBS KILLING YOU?
HAS BINGE DRINKING DEFRAUDED BRITAIN'S SWANS?
COULD GAYS IMPREGNATE CLIFF RICHARD?

The second one's quite direct :lol:
 
Is your local council turing the royal family gay?
Are foxes giving the queen diabetes?
Could the labour party give the taxpayers diabetes?
Have asylum seekers infected your pets with aids?
Have brussels bureaucrats given cliff richard swine flu?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
COULD THE METRIC SYSTEM MAKE ENGLAND OBESE? (Conversions?)
COULD FACEBOOK DESTROY BRITAIN'S FARMERS? (Farmville?)
IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TURNING YOUR HOUSE GAY? (...)
ARE ASYLUM SEEKERS HAVING SEX WITH THE COUNTRYSIDE?
WILL CANCER GIVE ENGLAND CANCER?
HAS THE INTERNET RIPPED OFF YOUR PETS?
WILL THE GERMANS DESTROY YOUR HOUSE?

(PS. I don't even live in England)
 
Could lesbians molest your daughters?

Yes, I suppose they could, but...


Is the conservative party having sex with the royal family?
Is Brussels hurting the Queen?
Is cancer stealing the identity of the church?

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS IMPREGNATE THE QUEEN?
IS BINGE DRINKING GIVING TAXPAYERS' MONEY CANCER?
HAVE THE FRENCH IMPREGNATED MIDDLE BRITAIN?'

LOL
 
I think gays are evenly distributed over the political parties, but you will find them in twos a master gay and an apprentice gay.

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No reference of wrongness is inferred to either sexuality.
 
Was using the generator again today. For the first 5 refreshes, all the headlines made sense :odd:. Then there was this one: ARE SINGLE MOTHERS BURGLING BRITISH HOMES? :lol: Well after they drop their kids off at daycare, what else are they supposed to do with all that alone time?
 
This is the first one that came up. Thought it was funny enough to post so here it is:

WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION STEAL THE IDENTITY OF PENSIONERS?
 
Could the internet turn the conservative party gay?
HAVE TEACHERS HAD SEX WITH PROPERTY PRICES?
 
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Conservative Partyfest!

IS FACEBOOK INFECTING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY WITH AIDS?
HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM HURT THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
COULD THE EURO GIVE THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY CANCER?
WILL CYCLISTS TURN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY GAY?
COULD THE E.U. STEAL FROM THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
 
IS FEMINISM DESTROYING YOUR DAUGHTERS?
COULD DUMBING-DOWN MOLEST THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
WILL YOBS CHEAT YOU?
WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT MAKE THE CHURCH IMPOTENT?
WILL FERAL CHILDREN INFECT YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS?
HAS CHANNEL 4 GIVEN HOMEOWNERS SWINE FLU?

Having some real fun with this.:lol:
 

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