The Dumb Question Thread

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Put your stoopid questions here.:dunce:

Such as:

Why do all the supermarkets have different loyalty cards? It would be so much easier if they all used the same one!

Why is Kylie Minogue Australian? She would be sooo much cooler if she was American!
 
When my mum comes in the house and sees me she always says 'Oh, are you home?'

No. I'm actually not home, that's why you can see me in the house. Idiot.
 
Why do banks charge so much interest on there mortgages. I pay back £2.50 for every pound I borrow. Even if they half it there still making a fortune!
 
Ha, some of thos crack me up. My buddy a few months ago said this: It's 0 degrees outside today, it's supposed to be twice as cold as today tomorrow. We laughed so hard, but he didn't get it until about a minute later...(sorry it isn't a question but it needed a place to be sharded)
 
What do they do with all the foreskins after circumcision, and how come Wendy's doesn't serve calamari?
 
Does a chicken look like a chicken nugget?

(Seriously, my 9-year-old cousin said this.)


EDIT: Also, "Am I human?"

"What is 2 + 2?"

"How do I pick this up?"
 
Give somebody and camera, and I guarantee you they will ask you the dumbest question of all time.

"DURR WHAT DU I PRESS!"
 
why does drinking a pint of ice cold milk give you brain freeze but drinking a pint of ice cold beer in one go does not?

(not that i am complaining you understand)
 
FastEddie12
Why do all the supermarkets have different loyalty cards? It would be so much easier if they all used the same one!

Why is Kylie Minogue Australian? She would be sooo much cooler if she was American!
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Basketballs chocolate the moon underwater. That's about how much sense those questions make.
 

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