A great race today, folks; a great way to start off season two of VSL! Many teams represented here, with a driver from Team Venom, Mr. Cool Beach himself, along with four drivers from Team Clytius, along with many familiar faces. Brittany Spears returns for Team Dualshock, probably going to lose again, and Team Fisho makes a return with the entirity of the team participating. A subsidiary of Team Fisho, Team Fisho Racing, appears with Crispy Mendoza making the only rep for that team. Team ooble is here today, known infamously for their physically unpronounceable name, and the final spot was given to Barry King of Team Bashed Head, a division of Team Chicken.
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ANNNNNNNNNND THE'RE OFF!
Using reconditioned NASCARS from 2010, the pits were tense before the race with Barry King's external sentient brain tumor telling him what to do, but he still managed to enter! Spears had pole, but quickly lost it to Upont Dupont, of Team Fisho. But what is this? Opera Ruiz is climbing the ranks into second, and Just took first! Cool Beach is hot on his tail. Can Beach make the overtake? But OH! Dirty pass! Dupont is back in 2nd, while Beach was forced into fourth. Dupont's car doesn't seem to be like the others. At the other end of the feild, Spears is last, but closely behind King, who apparently is no longer on speaking terms with his sentient external brain tumor, which appears to be turning blue. Beach is in 8th now, while first is being maintained by Team Clytius' Wankel Cole. 🤬 Key of Team ooble is closley in 2cd. And Key has overtaken! This is tense! We will be back after these brief messages...
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ANNNNNNNNNND WERE BACK! We left you at Lap 10, now we're at Lap 20 and it's a battle for first between Mendoza, Key, and Beach. Beach just took first, but is being drafted my both Key and Mendoza, and Mendoza stole the lead. I don't know what Fisho did to Team Fisho Racing, but he is one good driver. Beach is falling behind, and it appears King's tumor has told King to turn around and drive the other way. At the end of the strait Beach is in the lead, but we'll see how long that lasts. Passing into Lap 26 Beach is ahead by a great deal, but Rush Rush from Team ooble is closing the gap quickly.
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The race is over, and we have your results! Here is the podium:
Sure! Wanted to get Season Two started as fast as possible, so I didn't ask around.
Will be starting the grinder now, in ~20 hours I'll turn it off. Then 'll do another VSL/-II race.
Don't forget to submit your team name here, as I will refer to this thread for team names with the exception of Team ooble, who will not be documented do to licensing issues.
ooble is here today, known infamously for their physically unpronounceable name, and the final spot was given to Barry King of Team Bashed Head, a division of Team Chicken.
