The Hilarious and funny game thread

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This thread is for any games which have a slight hilarity about them, which could range from a massive programing error that is so noticable, yet the producer failed to notie it and remove it, or a glitch that occurs often. Basiclly, it can be anything, but remember, it has to be funny. It could even be funny because the game is just so remarkabley rubbish. Also, it does not have to be a game that you own.

So, thats what I am going to start of this thread with, a game I do not own, Ridge Racer 5. On the looks of it, it is just a normal motoracing game, and it is, if you take away the fact that the driving physics a probably the worst driving physics ever programed into a game. In this game, you can steer the WRONG WAY around corners, drift in the opposite direction of turns, spin at full speed without losing any speed or momentuem at all, and lose control while still being able to navigate the track, and still win the race. Just watch this YouTube video were all will be demostrated...

Now can anyone top that, or are you still messing yourself laughing!​
 
Big Rigs. Widely believed to be the worst game ever made...



GameSpot
Bad games are released all the time, and some are worse than others. This is nothing new. However, it really takes a special kind of awful to be considered one of the worst games ever made. So when this special kind of awful makes an appearance, it's truly something to behold. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is one of those rare pieces of work. Not only is it almost completely broken and blatantly unfinished in nearly every way, but even if it weren't, there's so little of an actual game to be found here that it would still be terrible. Big Rigs is a game so astoundingly bad that it manages to transcend nearly every boundary put forth by some of gaming's absolute worst of the worst and easily makes it into that dubiously extraordinary category of being one of the most atrocious games ever published.


If the goal was to create the world's most broken trucking game, then Big Rigs is a resounding success.

Big Rigs' first and most grievous issue lies in its gameplay. Specifically, there isn't any.

In theory, Big Rigs is supposed to be a racing game based on big trucks that speed through various US trucking routes in some kind of effort to deliver cargo before the competition gets there first--or else the truck gets busted by the law. At least, this is what the back of the game's box would have you believe. Let us make it very clear that these statements are all horrible, horrible lies. There is no coherent goal in Big Rigs. There is no cargo to be delivered. There are no police chases. In fact, there really isn't anything much in the game.

The basic idea in the actual game is that you pick one from four vaguely different trucks and then one from five vaguely different levels. You then compete against another truck in a simple checkpoint race. That's it. However, Big Rigs can't even get this basic concept right. The supposedly computer-controlled truck you're supposed to be racing against in the game never actually moves. It's right there next to you at the beginning of a race, but it has no purpose in the game. This is to say, actually, that none of the game's races have a purpose because there's no competition and no time limit. You win every single time. So unless you especially like seeing a winning-screen over and over again that reads "You're Winner!", there is absolutely no point in playing Big Rigs.

But let's assume for a moment that the AI trucks actually worked, and you could get a race going. Even if this were the case, the game still wouldn't be worth playing in the slightest. Big Rigs' controls essentially involve hitting the arrow keys of the keyboard in the desired direction and nothing more. The game provides no support for peripheral controllers of any kind, and there isn't even an option to edit the default keyboard controls in any manner. Your truck also handles pretty horribly. There are no physics here. You accelerate much too quickly to even be minutely realistic (especially when going in reverse, which lets you go from around 0 to 60mph in about five seconds, continue accelerating infinitely faster, and stop on a dime the second you let up on the keyboard), you can travel over the most rugged of terrain without any problems (including nearly vertical mountains), and you can turn in ways that cause you to jerk around in some pretty ridiculous manners.

Of course, the controls would only matter if you actually had to worry about running into things or crashing your truck, which, actually, is a nonissue. You see, you can clip your truck right through every object on a race course in Big Rigs, from the biggest of houses and walls, right down to the smallest of lampposts. Furthermore, bridges evidently don't actually exist, despite the fact that you can see them--driving over any of them results in you sinking right through them. It is also quite possible to simply drive right off of the literal end of a level when playing. Considering the fact that you can drive over these tall, seemingly insurmountable mountains (at least, insurmountable for an actual diesel-powered truck), and there are no level boundaries, eventually you can just drive off into literal nothingness and can hang out there as long as you please.


Please do not play this game. We cannot stress this enough.

The graphical problems don't stop there, either. Big Rigs is easily one of the worst-looking PC games released in years. The truck models are amazingly terrible, with incredibly archaic-looking designs and brake lights that actually float off of the truck models. The four different environments all look bad, too, what with their incredibly nasty-looking textures, their ugly and meaningless set pieces, and their aforementioned clipping problems. Also, the reason we state that there are only four environments in the game, instead of the five we previously cited, is because we could only get four of them to actually work. When trying to load the fifth environment, the game simply quit and returned us to the desktop on all of the computers that we tried. As for the game's sound design, there isn't any. There are literally no sound effects in Big Rigs. The only sounds that present themselves at all are a few unpleasant, looping techno tracks, and on a midrange PC, we couldn't even get them to play.

Just how bad is Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? It's as bad as your mind will allow you to comprehend. It is so disturbingly bad that even its budget price tag seems like a slap in the face. It really makes you wonder if the company that put out this dreck even took so much as a half minute to glance at the game that it was releasing. The game's readme file does assert that the game was thoroughly tested on various PCs, but the end result seems to suggest otherwise. The fact is, even if you tried, you couldn't play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing the way it was seemingly intended to be played, and even if you could, you wouldn't want to.
 
Ridge Racer V bad? 👎 I have not a single problem playing Ridge Racer, and to be honest, that is one of their trademark game physics. I loved that game a lot, and had way more fun than any NFS games after it. Besides, its an arcade game, not some race sim wannabe. But I guess its prefences really...... :indiff:

As for the Big Rigs, I agree. worst. game. ever. Until this came along..... but unfortunately, no videos of them on Youtube. :indiff: (but you know what, the game is soooo bad, it didn't even deserved to be on Youtube..... :dopey:)

* Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
* Monster Garage: The Game
* Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis

Search for them on the internet, and you will get what I mean.... Yeah, all these came from X-Play a long time ago....
 
As for the Big Rigs, I agree. worst. game. ever.

id rather play that than this

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$40 game BTW's
 
Ridge Racer V bad? 👎 I have not a single problem playing Ridge Racer, and to be honest, that is one of their trademark game physics. I loved that game a lot, and had way more fun than any NFS games after it. Besides, its an arcade game, not some race sim wannabe. But I guess its prefences really...... :indiff:

As for the Big Rigs, I agree. worst. game. ever. Until this came along..... but unfortunately, no videos of them on Youtube. :indiff: (but you know what, the game is soooo bad, it didn't even deserved to be on Youtube..... :dopey:)

* Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
* Monster Garage: The Game
* Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis

Search for them on the internet, and you will get what I mean.... Yeah, all these came from X-Play a long time ago....
Oh, Okay. I wasn't aware of that. I mean I knew it was an arcade game but I have never expirenced that with their other games. And dont think I am a NFS fan, because to be perfectly honest, I think their recent games have been 🤬, excluding Most Wanted, (hence my username NFSMW), and Hot Pursuit 2.
 
* Monster Garage: The Game
I have the PC and Xbox versions of this, which are incredibly different fr some reason. On the PC, none of the cars are real due to licensing and the Beetle swamp-mobile couldn't be completed because there is apparantly some accessory I need that I can't find. I have completed the xbox version, and it was fun, but incredibly short and boring. And easy. It actually wasn't all that fun now that I think about it. One of the challenges is to make the car into a plane, but when you test it, you can only fly when you go off a ramp.

Both games were pretty atrocious, but they had the right idea. They just didn't refine it enough to be worth playing.
 
People seem to be asuming that this is a bad game thread. Well it is actually a funny game thread, focusing on games that are funny and why they are funny. Is it because of one area or object of the game, a glitch, anything else you can think of...

Edit: Hold on, did the words "Ridge Racer 5 is a bad game" ever leave my mouth? :odd:"
 
People seem to be asuming that this is a bad game thread. Well it is actually a funny game thread, focusing on games that are funny and why they are funny. Is it because of one area or object of the game, a glitch, anything else you can think of...

QFT. Read the title. :dunce:
 
Ridge Racer V bad? 👎 I have not a single problem playing Ridge Racer, and to be honest, that is one of their trademark game physics.
You have to admit, compared to the superb R4 and Ridge Racer 64, everything presented in RR5 comes up kind of short (maybe not to the level as presented in the first post, but still). I really dislike how the cars handle in RR5, honestly, but have no problem with them in any of the rest of the series (with the only game I haven't played is RRR). Especially with cars that have no handling merit like Pluto's ride featured in the video.
 
lol, I remember trying to play Ridge Racer Gran Turismo (1 and 2)-style, and repeatedly crashing and thinking 'wtf is this 🤬?! How can people like this?!'
 
That Ridge Racer one was hilarious!!!! The driver pulled a counterclockwise 360 while at the same time going through a right hairpin. The designers of that game are obviously professionals at creating the physics of a turd dropping into a toilet.
 
You have to admit, compared to the superb R4 and Ridge Racer 64, everything presented in RR5 comes up kind of short


R4 was great, that game competed directly with Gran Turismo 1 and 2.

and ill never forget the intro



R:Racing Evolution was another interesting, original concept by namco. they should try and make a sequel someday
 
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