The Insane Club.

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Fell asleep wile masterbating.
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Don't tell that to a girlfriend. How the hell did you realize this, anyway?

You know...maybe it's better if I don't ask. I just hope you didn't wake up and rub your eyes.
 
Omnis
Don't tell that to a girlfriend. How the hell did you realize this, anyway?

You know...maybe it's better if I don't ask. I just hope you didn't wake up and rub your eyes.
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:lol: yeah and luckly my mom didn't wake up either.
 
Well, another day, another dose of insanity.

I put a readymeal in the microwave a couple of days ago, and melted the container.

I also burnt the roast potatoes Sunday.
 
I got a new one. It wasn't on purpose but it hurt like hell. Today while I was workin on framing a basement I was nailing together to boards with a framing nail gun. When I shot the nail it hit sometin in the board and instead of goin straight it turned right in to my hand. So I ripped my glove off thinkin it is goin to be bleeding everwhere but luckily it only went through the flap of skin next to your thumb so it was only a small hole and it didn't bleed much. My thumb was numb for about ten minutes afterwards.
 
All I can lay claim to is frequently forgetting what I was talking about a few seconds before, and often going into rooms and forgetting why I'm in there. This would be expected if I were an old man, but I'm only 27...
 
I went through 2 all nighters last weekend to catch the F1 live.

I swear my brain will blow up soon in protest of how it's used.
 
I ate organic ketchup a few mins ago >.< then got it on my jeans.

Dropped and stepped on my PS2, and stabbed the lens with a knife.. O wait my PS2 was already broken.

O wait i have ketchup on my shirt also.. um.

EDIT: What's Premier League, is that like the professional of the professional crazy people? if so why am i not living in a mental hospitol with Bee? am i just halusinating this whole thread? or even this whole site? Or even my life? if i am i might have a chance of having sex with Jessica Simpson right now, who knows?
 
Ok.... I've just had an insane moment.

I went to get a packet of crisps for Dad, and I ended up throwing them in my Mum's face, totally in the wrong direction. Then, I went to get my Easter Egg and attempted to put that in the bin when I was mean to put the wrapper in there. Then I got a glass out instead of a bowl put put the egg in. My Mum then asked me to pour out some water for her, so the glass was already out, poured water in it, then I almost put the glass back in the fridge instead of the container... :dunce:
 
G.T
Ok.... I've just had an insane moment.

I went to get a packet of crisps for Dad, and I ended up throwing them in my Mum's face, totally in the wrong direction. Then, I went to get my Easter Egg and attempted to put that in the bin when I was mean to put the wrapper in there. Then I got a glass out instead of a bowl put put the egg in. My Mum then asked me to pour out some water for her, so the glass was already out, poured water in it, then I almost put the glass back in the fridge instead of the container... :dunce:
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Dang, that's alot of insanity! :lol:
 
I think it must be the huge curry, chocolate Shreddies and Easter Egg combination of food I've had today...

Edit: *major stomache ache*
 
Jesus christ, that's the craziest thing I've ever read. You must lead a really interesting life.
 
I threw my DS2 controller in the wall, some holes but not that big, infact they are really small. And I also smashed my controller into 2 big pieces with my own hands. That did hurt, same thing with my remote controller. I didn't break it, but it stopped working :D
 
Here's one for you. After being up for quite some time, I wanted to pour myself some Dr. Pepper from a 2 litre bottle. Not thinking to get a glass or cup, I went and opened a can of beer, poured the contents down the drain and filled the empty can with Dr. Pepper. How's that for insanity (or sleep depravation).
 
I caught myself doing something else today. Went to put on new socks, took the old ones off, sat on my bed, unfolded the new pair and put the old ones back on. Actually took me about 5 minutes to catch it too. I'm wackity wacked fa' sho yo!
 
I ride bikes into fences (fencing) and into handycap signs. I fall off of totally stable and even stationary chairs a lot. I ate a five year old hot pepper and 3 month old horseradish sauce. (EXTREME pain!) When my friend went to give me a fake punch (very dangerous around me) I whipped his arm up over a computer monitor. He has a heavy bruise now.
 
I nominate the SoCal weather. Here's why...

On Wednesday, it was 80 with a few clouds at mid-afternoon. Early morning was crisp, but not cold. Beautiful sunset with a light, cool breeze. Late night was warm and short pants were still comfortable. I slept with no bed sheets on top of me.

On Thursday, there was not one cloud in the sky, or two, or three, or four, etc. Hot-as-hell, with temps in the low 90s. Beautiful, bright blue sky and people were out doing various sporting activities. The AC in the house wasn't on, so we broke out some fans to stay cool around dinner and bed time.

Today, Friday. It was cold-as-hell, with temps in low 60s, the sky was gray all day, with thick clouds. Rained all day long past noon, and thunder stormed around late noon to early evening with flooding and mud slides. Cold evening, needing blankets and long pants.

What's up the weather? One day, HOT, next is cold and rainy with a difference of 30 degrees. That's insane.
 

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