Jeep Patriot? You're surely kidding. I've driven several and several Compasses too. Honestly the worst SUVs I have ever been inside.
Well, I wouldn't even call them SUV's in the first place. I honestly can't believe that Dr. Z allowed for the Compass to be produced, which really sheds some light on how poor the leadership was under DaimlerBenz's wing... The Patriot however seems like a far-better vehicle by comparison to the Compass, at the very least looking like a Jeep, and actually packing in some soft-road capabilities that are greater than other competitors in its class. The "Freedom-Drive II" setup works marginally well, and if you live in a snow-blasted State like I do, it may come in handy too. Either way, I think I'd honestly have the Patriot over the Caliber (same vehicle), but thats just me. I'd have to drive both back-to-back to decide for certain...
JCE3000GT
I'm seriously questioning your sanity. A minivan? For a dude? Who's probably going to drive it by himself 85%+ of the time?
I remember a time when it was cool for guys to have vans. But, obviously times have changed. I dunno... I figure if I could get a nicely equipped Caravan with the "Swivel and Go" with the 4.0L V6 it wouldn't be so bad... You could sit in the back and watch satellite TV, it would be a great vehicle for tailgates on the weekends, and you'd never have to worry about having enough room for all your crap.
...Mind you, this is coming from a guy who plans to replace his Jetta with a Jetta Wagon (that is, if I can find it how I want it), so I certainly value utility to some extent...
Plus, if you get "Stow and Go," you could fold all the seats down, throw an air mattress back there, and have a nice cozy spot for a "nap."
[Puts on
Afternoon Delight]
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There isn't anything wrong with liking a boring vehicle, as I quite fancy the average family sedan. Of course, my tastes are a bit "off" by comparison to most other consumers, so I'm on the fringe to say the least... But a free car is a free car, and given that the Pacifica is already out of the running, one has to choose between the Van (not a bad choice, IMO) or the Sebring (not a bad choice, IMO). Overall, I would just go with an Avenger and be done with it, but his company is picky, so I'd just vote for the Sebring anyway.