The Limerick Thread (about members)

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One day an avatar was there for my eyes to see
It appeared to be a Joshua tree
From this tree sprouts knowledge of cars
When you are in the market he isn't far
One day to the west side of the state I'll drive
To meet up with the infamous M5.
 
Now everyone listen close
Please sit in very neat rows
Sarcasm was this members game
It put him into the GTP hall of fame
Presenting Mr. Nasty Avatar Of The Day,
This GTP Member Was Named Klos ;)



God I suck at this. (I know,old thread too)
 
Someone do me! err...

PS/PublicSecrecy for referrence...I think mine would be quite difficult :(
 
A young member by the name of PS
Was caught one day wearing a dress
When asked simply "why?"
He won't dress like a guy
"I like frocks" he was heard to confess

:sly:
 
911_Carrera
A young member by the name of PS
Was caught one day wearing a dress
When asked simply "why?"
He won't dress like a guy
"I like frocks" he was heard to confess

:sly:
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PMSL!! :lol:!!
 
unsanctified
Somebody make a damn limerick about me. :grumpy:
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unsanctified comes from Atlanta
where he is known for his interesting banter
but questions take place
about how ugly a face
became such a poetic ranter

;)
 
There was a young fella named Brett
Who took his pet cat to the vet
Inside those four walls
They cut off his balls
How cruel is that guy? Nasty get
 
911_Carrera
There was a young fella named Brett
Who took his pet cat to the vet
Inside those four walls
They cut off his balls
How cruel is that guy? Nasty get
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MachOne
I want a Limerick DAMMIT!
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This funny little member called MachOne
Had a funny little fetish about a cream bun
Even when driving his car
A bun won't be far
Now his arse, like his car, weighs a full tonne
:dopey:
 
I can't think of anything for somebody, so here's some tips on using pomegranates.

To remove the seeds: Cut out the blossom end, remove some of the white pith, but do not break the red pulp around the seeds. Score the skin into quarters. Break the pomegranate into halves and then halve again following score lines. Bend back the rind and pull out the seeds. If you do not like seeds, this fruit is not for you unless you use a juice extractor or food processor to extract the juice from the pulp. The juice can be strained to remove any seed sediment.
 
somebody
This funny little member called MachOne
Had a funny little fetish about a cream bun
Even when driving his car
A bun won't be far
Now his arse, like his car, weighs a full tonne
:dopey:
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Nice :lol:
 

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